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Paul Osborne is Wonderful!

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In the celestial kingdom there are rooms where there are no ceilings because the space above extends forever.

:)

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Paul is just OK. wonderful is a bit of a stretch.

Yoda

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:twisted: :twisted: I'm waiting for Paul to have a celestial heart attack seeing me in here! LOL

Hi Paul! :wink:

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Hey guys....how come the emoticons don't work? :cry:

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No.
COFFEECAT is a perfect person and wonderful. Don't know who Paul is, don't want to know.
Who is he by the way?
Is he like some Mormon who thinks he has power because he holds the priesthood??
Or is he trying to raise money for a new mall in Salt Lake City?
When I wake up I will be hungry....but this feels so good right now aaahhhhhh........

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liz3564 wrote::twisted: :twisted: I'm waiting for Paul to have a celestial heart attack seeing me in here! LOL

Hi Paul! :wink:


You might make it in as a servant IF you straighten up. That means you will get to do as you're told by those who are over you - such as I.

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coffeecat wrote:No.
COFFEECAT is a perfect person and wonderful. Don't know who Paul is, don't want to know.
Who is he by the way?
Is he like some Mormon who thinks he has power because he holds the priesthood??
Or is he trying to raise money for a new mall in Salt Lake City?


If you “don’t want to know” who Paul is then why do you ask about him?

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Post by Gazelam »

I saw on the thread concerning the Book of Abraham that people at Fair are looking for you. Some say that you are dead, like your a legend or something.

Nice to meet you.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

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Book of Abraham

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Gazelem, have you checked out the objections to the book of Abraham? If so, what are your thoughts. Start a new thread if needed.

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No, I didn't, but it might be worth a new thread, if only to get an actual theological discussion rolling in a religious forum. LOL
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

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Post by David Waltz »

Hmmmm....is this the same Paul Osborne who thinks he knows (infallibly?) what statements by LDS presidents/apostles outside of the accepted LDS Quad are revelation/s from the Lord?

The Beachbum

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David Waltz wrote:Hmmmm....is this the same Paul Osborne who thinks he knows (infallibly?) what statements by LDS presidents/apostles outside of the accepted LDS Quad are revelation/s from the Lord?

The Beachbum


The statements made by prophets outside of canon that are true are the ones that are true.

I hope you’re having a great day, David!

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Post by OUT OF MY MISERY »

Hey are you like Waldo???
You still did not answer who you are????
Are you trying raise money for a mall?

I think Paul may be the right hand of God???
No Joseph Smith.
Paul needs a red and white striped shirt.
When I wake up I will be hungry....but this feels so good right now aaahhhhhh........

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Post by Kevin Graham »

The greatest trick Paul Osborne ever played on the world, was convincing us that he didn't exist.

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Post by Southern Redneck »

Hello kevin. Glad to see you here.

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Post by Jersey Girl »

Does this thread even belong in this forum?

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Post by Kevin Graham »

Thanks SR. Despite rumor, I'm fairly diverse. If that guy at Mormon Think Tank thinks I was going to only post there, well, he has another thing comin'!

by the way, is Southern Redneck sr1030 by chance?

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by the way, is Southern Redneck sr1030 by chance?


Lord, I hope not. I don't think so. They don't sound anything alike.

by the way, has anyone seen Lord Shirts lately?

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Post by Southern Redneck »

I'm Southern redneck on FAIR, Your board, here and RFM. On the mentioned boards I only use Southern Redneck. I thinking of using the 'shine jug on FAIR, just to see if they will let me.

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Kevin Graham wrote:The greatest trick Paul Osborne ever played on the world, was convincing us that he didn't exist.


Oh but I'm quite real, alive, and willing to speak my mind. I recall how Joseph Smith testified that the greatest testimony of all was that Christ lives and that he and President Rigdon saw him on the right hand of the Father.

I look foward to returning to celestial glory just as soon as my mission in this life is over.

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Post by Kevin Graham »

Paul I disagree with you on numerous issues, but I love you man. You're nothing if you're not consistent, determined and faithful to your convictions.

I appreciate how you stick to your guns and don't falter at every sign of apologetic discontent. I envy you that.

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