Elder Jeffrey R Holland, woof woof! Down boy.

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Elder Jeffrey R Holland, woof woof! Down boy.

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I'm filled with righteous indignation.

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I love it when he shakes his jowls. :lol:
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Maksutov wrote:I love it when he shakes his jowls. :lol:

"I'm no dodo" Holland, and "I'm no crook" tricky Dick. More in common that just Republicanism.
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Woof! Woof! Woof woof!

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"Apostates are going to suffer and burn in hell."

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Apostle, prophet, and DOG

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BASTARD HOLLAND!
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Apostates will burn in hell!

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This guy is repressing on all six cylinders. He knows it is all BS, but he is too far in to come clean now.

I feel sorry for the sick bastard.

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I, Darth Holland solemnly covenant and swear that I will cut my own throat rather than deny the Book of Mormon.

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Woof woof!

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I, Jeffrey, solemnly covenant before God, angels and these witnesses, that I will never reveal the Second Token of the Aaronic Priesthood, with its accompanying name and sign.

The name of the second token of the Aaronic Priesthood is JEFFREY!


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O God, hear the words of my mouth.
O God, hear the words of my mouth.
O God, hear the words of my mouth.


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Each of you make the sign of the First Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood or Sign of the Nail by bringing the left hand in front of you with the hand in cupping shape, the left arm forming a square; the right hand is also brought forward, the palm down, the fingers close together with the thumb extended. This is the sign.

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Slit your own throat, Jeffrey, here in the temple! You're a ____ hound of hell now.

Perform the temple penalty and fulfill the oath you bastard.


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Elder Holland's testicles bear testimony to what hangs below his chin.

Hey Holland. FU! You piece of poop.


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^ Okay, that is really funny. ^
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A blast from the past from the Dog-Apostle of Mormonism.

Woof, woof!

Shulem converses with elder Holland about Facsimile No. 3!!!

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"The Elder Holland "bears his testicles" Christmas ornament. The perfect gift for that special person in your life."

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Dodo Holland

He's just a mean son of a ____


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I, Dodo, covenant that I will never reveal the First Token of the Aaronic Priesthood with its accompanying name, sign and penalty. Rather than do so I would suffer my life to be taken.

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Dodo Holland cut his own throat at the altar in the holy temple

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