SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD

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Pick a Nail, any Nail will do

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At the Rome Italy Temple: Recommend Desk

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Behold, stretch forth thine hand and give Mormon-Jesus the Sure Sign of the Nail

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The First Token of the Aaronic Priesthood or the Tarot Card Ace of Wands is given by clasping the right hands and placing the joint of the thumb directly over the first knuckle of the other person's hand.

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This represents Heavenly Father's:

Holy Resurrected Penis


We give unto you the first token of the Aaronic priesthood. We desire all to receive it. All arise.

The name of this token is the New Name that was received in the washing and anointing ceremony.
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So, which spirits are you enjoying this evening?
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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Dr. Shades wrote:So, which spirits are you enjoying this evening?


A good spirit.

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SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
Mormon Temple Secrets

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DEUXIÈME JETON DE LA PRÊTRE MELCHIZEDEK
Secrets du temple Mormon

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ZWEITE MARKE DER MELCHIZEDEKISCHEN PRIESTERSCHAFT
Geheimnisse des mormonischen Tempels
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的第二个令牌
摩門教聖殿的秘密

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メルキゼデク司祭の第二トークン
モルモン寺院の秘密

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멜 기제 덱 사제 제 2 권
몰몬 사원의 비밀
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It looks like three failures there. The finger is touching the shirt, its suppose to be touching the skin of the wrist.

Fail, illegal entry attempt, alarms are buzzing the angel of death has been summoned, haul these poor buggers off!

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RockSlider wrote:It looks like three failures there. The finger is touching the shirt, its suppose to be touching the skin of the wrist.

Fail, illegal entry attempt, alarms are buzzing the angel of death has been summoned, haul these poor buggers off!


The protruding finger (symbolizing the nail) is indeed over the seam of the cuff. Perhaps that's a gesture from the sister giving the token that she wants the male temple worker behind the veil to ____ her?

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"This is the name of the token: Health in the navel, marrow
in the bones, strength in the loins and in the sinews, power
in the PENIS :lol: be upon me and in your VAGINA :lol: through all
generations of time and throughout all eternity."

PS. I've gone through the entire thread and have made a lot of changes to include new pictures and captions. I trust Shades will approve/allow. Scroll down page 1 and you'll get the idea. Lot's of changes throughout the thread in order to further mock the CULT temple rituals which Smith stole from the Masons.

:twisted:

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Shulem wrote:[i]PS. I've gone through the entire thread and have made a lot of changes to include new pictures and captions. I trust Shades will approve/allow.

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Wow. Your edits and posts just on the first page are quite...disturbing.

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Shulem wrote:
The protruding finger (symbolizing the nail) is indeed over the seam of the cuff. Perhaps that's a gesture from the sister giving the token that she wants the male temple worker behind the veil to ____ her?

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Oh, how utterly CREEPY! This deserves an honorable mention from the sisters in the temple.

Temple Endowment Law of Obedience prior to 1990 wrote:ELOHIM: We will put the sisters under covenant to obey the law of Obedience to their husbands. Sisters, arise.

ELOHIM: Each of you bring your right arm to the square. You and each of you solemnly covenant and promise before God, angels, and these witnesses at this altar that you will each observe and keep the law of your husbands, and abide by his counsel in righteousness. Each of you bow your head and say "Yes."

SISTERS: Yes.

ELOHIM: That will do.


Sisters, you have been washed and anointed to become queens and priestesses to your husbands.

The sisters in the room will please veil their faces.

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THE Mormon TEMPLE ENDOWMENT CEREMONY
(1984 VERSION) wrote:
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THE LAW OF CHASTITY ____

PETER: No one of you will have sexual
intercourse except with your husband to whom you are legally and
lawfully wedded.

PETER: Sisters please arise. Each of you bring
your right arm to the square. You and each of you covenant and promise
before God, angels, and these witnesses at this altar that you will
observe and keep the Law of Chastity, as it has been explained to you.
Each of you bow your head and say "yes."

SISTERS: Yes.

PETER: That will do.


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Sign of the Nail

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Mormonism in all its sacred secret glory

Hey, President :twisted: NelSatan: ____ you.
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For Halloween, I'll place my left hand in cupping shape and raise my right arm to the square -- so ____ the Aaronic Priesthood!

I, Satan, solemnly covenant before God, angels and these witnesses, that I will never reveal the Second Token of the Aaronic Priesthood, with its accompanying name and sign.


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It's been a while since I looked at your work on the second token. Blowjob Jesus might be your best work yet.
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O God, grant us 100 billion dollars!
O God, grant us 100 billion dollars!
O God, grant us 100 billion dollars!


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Oh how the Mormons love money

Tax the Mormon church!
Tax the Mormon church!
Tax the Mormon church!

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Right. And now that a-hole Markk will compare us to the racists and Jew hating bigots. Markk, stay up in the Celestial kingdom with your "own kind".

A-hole.
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cwald wrote:Right. And now that a-hole Markk will compare us to the racists and Jew hating bigots. Markk, stay up in the Celestial kingdom with your "own kind".

A-hole.



No, just folks hating on Mormons...am I missing one of the main objects of this board. If you want to deny it fine...there are many of "those kinds" here also you can hang with.
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