SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD

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Jesse Pinkman wrote: I hear ya! I'm drinking Pinot Noir tonight. What is everyone else drinking?
Drink JeZus blood oozing from wounds of the nail in the sure place.

Pay, Lay, Ale!
Pay, Lay, Ale!
Pay, Lay, Ale!

O God, Hear the Words of my Mouth!


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Drink JeZus Corona Virus blood

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Lick up my blood and get your sins forgiven. Drink my blood and eat my Jesus poop!
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O God hear the words of my mouth!

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O God hear the words of my mouth!

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O God hear the words of my mouth!

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Drop dead, Russell M. Nelson, you mother ____ [deleted]!

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this might be the answer to your question?

https://weirdalma.bandcamp.com/track/revelation


https://weirdalma.bandcamp.com/track/yo ... h-this-cob

"All you people outside
You feel outrage but you can't feel the pride
That we feel when we are in here
Rakin' in a hundred thirty K a year
So wave your signs in the air
And tell us all about how we just don't care
for the children and their safety
But we back up a leader in the MTC
Who missionaries say that he molested
(with bullhorn) Don't touch the building or you'll be arrested"

"You can't touch this
Can't touch this building, or yourselves
But if you touch a missionary in the basement of the MTC,
we'll still plug your books "

STOP RIGHT THERE Paul .. don't touch that!

Honor TapirDan instead...
https://weirdalma.bandcamp.com/track/tapirback-rider

https://weirdalma.bandcamp.com/track/no ... l-egyptian

STOP IT PAUL:

https://weirdalma.bandcamp.com/track/dont-beat-it-2

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Don't Beat It

We will now give unto you the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, the Patriarchal Grip, or Sure Sign of the Nail, with its accompanying sign. Each of you make the sign of the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, the Patriarchal Grip, or Sure Sign of the Nail, by raising both hands high above the head, and while lowering the hands repeating three times the words:

Beat it. Beat it. Beat it.

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____ you, Jehovah, and your [deleted] Mary!

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Swear Masonic tokens, signs, and Penalties (Wikipedia) in the temple. Slit your throat and cut open your chest and bowels rather than reveal the temple secrets.

14 year old girls for Joseph Smith to fondle, grope, molest, and marry.



____ me, ____ me, ____ me

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Smith's House of Polygamy & Masonic Penalties

Lick me, lick me, lick me!
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The Sure Sign of the Nail

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The First Token
of the Aaronic Priesthood
is your new name.
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Shulem wrote:I bear my testimonkey that revelation came to me while choking my chicken in a most fervent manner

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IMO SWK was repressed sexuality.

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sunstoned wrote:
Shulem wrote:I bear my testimonkey that revelation came to me while choking my chicken in a most fervent manner

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IMO SWK was repressed sexuality.

The Lord Expects Masturbation
Spencer W. Kimball
President of the Crotch


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Lord, I masturbated, I have sinned.
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Tyler Glenn - Trash - Video

Give yourself the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood.

Stick the ____ nail in you! ____ you, Joseph Smith, you Masonic thief!


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Masonic handshakes.
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Had a few too many again?
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley

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I think there are many that find this theraputic. I personally love this thread.
"Religion is about providing human community in the guise of solving problems that don’t exist or failing to solve problems that do and seeking to reconcile these contradictions and conceal the failures in bogus explanations otherwise known as theology." - Kishkumen 

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Shulem wrote:Tokens and signs of the holy priesthood!

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This is ____ funny as ____! Oh my God!
"Religion is about providing human community in the guise of solving problems that don’t exist or failing to solve problems that do and seeking to reconcile these contradictions and conceal the failures in bogus explanations otherwise known as theology." - Kishkumen 

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Exiled wrote:I think there are many that find this theraputic. I personally love this thread.


Thank you, and I totally agree.

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"We will now give unto you the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, the Patriarchal Grip, or Sure Sign of the Nail, with its accompanying sign.

This token has reference to the crucifixion of the Savior. When he was placed upon the cross, the crucifiers drove nails through the palms of his hands, then fearing that the weight of his body would cause the nails to tear through the flesh of the hands, they drove nails through his wrists. Hence, in the palm is the Sign of the Nail, and in the wrist is the Sure Sign of the Nail, or the Nail in the Sure place."

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Just for you, man:

https://i.imgur.com/3TdNNuJ.mp4

- Doc
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.

Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:Just for you, man:

https://i.imgur.com/3TdNNuJ.mp4

- Doc


Good times! Indeed, Anubis in Facsimile No. 3 is a mighty god and deserves to be honored via the memory of the ancient Egyptians. A few threads here on Mormon Discussions:

Facsimile No. 3 printing plate reveals jackal head Anubis
BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3​​ WEBSITE
Olimlah, a slave belonging to the prince.

etc

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Mormon Temple Cult Ritual

We will now give unto you
the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood,
the Patriarchal Grip,
or Sure Sign of the Nail,
with its accompanying sign.


---click here to receive token---

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The House of Hell and Blood Oath Penalties
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I'm Thirsty for Mormon Temple Blood
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Shulem wrote:Take your partner by the patriarchal grip. Grab your partner and Do-si-do!

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:lol:
Square dancing ought to replace the Freemasonry and other ungodly rituals.

Some of the stuff earlier on this thread is too much. I do agree that human sacrifice is sick - & just as I wouldn’t want to wear a murder weapon on a necklace (as some wear crosses) - I don’t like looking at the bloody pictures. I’m glad you toned it down. It’s funnier when it’s not so dark.

I can relate with some of the pain you feel regarding religion. And thanks again for the laughs. You've helped me feel better through humor.

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Amore wrote: :lol:
Square dancing ought to replace the Freemasonry and other ungodly rituals.

Some of the stuff earlier on this thread is too much. I do agree that human sacrifice is sick - & just as I wouldn’t want to wear a murder weapon on a necklace (as some wear crosses) - I don’t like looking at the bloody pictures. I’m glad you toned it down. It’s funnier when it’s not so dark.

I can relate with some of the pain you feel regarding religion. And thanks again for the laughs. You've helped me feel better through humor.


Often when receiving the first token of the Melchizedek priesthood the temple worker would poke the thumb and finger pretty hard into the palm and back of the hand to make sure you felt the pain from the pretended nail. The symbolism of poking ourselves in the temple with a pretend nail is just bat ____ crazy. So, I figure they can have blood too to go along with it -- hence the graphic and over-the-top images of this thread. It's meant to get one thinking that poking oneself with a nail is going to draw blood. Poking oneself with a pretend nail is going to draw pretend invisible blood even though they can't see it. When a nail punctures flesh there is always blood. Hence, there is invisible blood all over the endowment rooms and veils of the temples. The temple is a bloody mess.

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:lol: When I’ve had long nails, I might have drawn blood in giving firm hand grips.

Growing up with my siblings - we each had our own weapons - my brother’s was rubber bands, another - bad breath, and my sister - her nails - digging into her enemy. Mine was debate skills. :question:

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When the second token of the Melchizedek priesthood really strikes a nerve.

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Mormon LDS Temple Cult Rituals - The Sure Sign of the Nail

check out Jesus's abs, baby
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