SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD

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Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD

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Mormon temple wrote:We will now give unto you the First Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, or the Sign of the Nail, with its accompanying name and sign. This token is received by bringing the right hand into this position: the hand vertical, the fingers close together, and the thumb extended; and the person giving the token placing the tip of the forefinger of his right hand in the center of the palm, and the thumb opposite on the back of the hand of the one receiving it, in this manner. We desire all to receive it.


First Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood

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Mormon temple wrote:We will now give unto you the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, the Patriarchal Grip, or Sure Sign of the Nail, with its accompanying sign.

This token has reference to the crucifixion of the Savior. When he was placed upon the cross, the crucifiers drove nails through the palms of his hands, then fearing that the weight of his body would cause the nails to tear through the flesh of the hands, they drove nails through his wrists. Hence, in the palm is the Sign of the Nail, and in the wrist is the Sure Sign of the Nail, or the Nail in the Sure place.


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President NelSatan prepares to slit his own throat before the temple altar.

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Temple penalties make blood flow at the Mormon temple altar
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Heil SataNelson!

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President NelSatan of the Church of ____ Saints
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HEIL THE FUHRER, PROPHET NELSATAN!

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-------------------------------------------THE CHURCH OF
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---------------------------------------OF LATTER-DAY NAZIS
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Hi Shulum,
The nickname, NelSatan might be more relevant than it appears.
For one thing, the robbing the poor of tithes - and using the temple to make money - that sounds like Satan’s work. But also...

https://youtu.be/0A97odud60o

“A prosecutor in Mohave County, Ariz., has filed a bar complaint against a lawyer representing The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. The complaint accuses the attorney of practicing in Arizona without a license by telling an LDS bishop he did not need to report child sexual abuse.”
https://www.sltrib.com/religion/local/2 ... ild-abuse/

Miles charges were mysteriously dismissed despite Bill Cartensen admitting to being one of the perpetrator along with Brenda Miles (Nelson’s daughter), who was “mostly the cheerleeder and took the videos” during the sexual abuse “parties.” (p. 15 & 20)
http://www.restoreourhumanity.org/files/ABlipHere.pdf

The case involving Nelson’s daughter came out about the time Nelson told people to take a internet social media fast.

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Amore wrote:Hi Shulum,
The nickname, NelSatan might be more relevant than it appears.
For one thing, the robbing the poor of tithes - and using the temple to make money - that sounds like Satan’s work. But also...
LDS Utah Child Molestation Cover-Up


Consider this very thread: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD as a small form of payback against the blood sucking cult and their evil ways. I'm going to continue to slap the face of the temple and mock the ____ cult signs and tokens of this evil religion. Those dirty bastards (apostles) that run the church are scum of the earth and they will meet Karma, in the end.

You can be sure that Shulem is going to stick it to the church.

Trust me. I'll take care of it.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Shulem wrote:
Amore wrote:Hi Shulum,
The nickname, NelSatan might be more relevant than it appears.
For one thing, the robbing the poor of tithes - and using the temple to make money - that sounds like Satan’s work. But also...
LDS Utah Child Molestation Cover-Up


Consider this very thread: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD as a small form of payback against the blood sucking cult and their evil ways. I'm going to continue to slap the face of the temple and mock the ____ cult signs and tokens of this evil religion. Those dirty bastards (apostles) that run the church are scum of the earth and they will meet Karma, in the end.

You can be sure that Shulem is going to stick it to the church.

Trust me. I'll take care of it.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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You are! Someone on ldsff was saying how not enough men defend those who other men prey on - but in your way, you are.

More importantly, you’ve seriously been more helpful than therapy - laughter’s good medicine. :)

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Selling tokens and signs for money

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I sell my tokens for sex!
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Temple Crucifixion, Fun for Kids too!!

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---Jesus Christ Action Figure Link---
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Jesus gets a boner!

Get off on the Second Token!


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Go Jesus, GO!
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---TEMPLE VIDEO FOOTAGE OF THE SIGN OF SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD---

Mormon Temple wrote:The sign is made by raising both hands high above the head, and while lowering the hands repeating aloud the words: "Oh God, hear the words of my mouth!" repeated three times.


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Oh my God...Shulem you are hilarious...
"...The official doctrine of the LDS Church is a Global Flood" - BCSpace

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Craig Paxton wrote:Oh my God...Shulem you are hilarious...


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Each of you make the sign of the Second Token of the ____ Aaronic priesthood by bringing the masturbation hand in front of you (ooh it feels good), with the hand in cupping shape, the right arm forming a square, and the left arm being raised to the square. This is the sign.

Now, repeat in your mind after me the words of the covenant:

I, Craig, solemnly covenant before God, angels, and these bitches, that I will never reveal the Second Token of the Aaronic Priesthood, with its accompanying name and sign.

:lol:

____ the temple bitches!

Here are a couple of garbage Mormon books for you, Craig, to get back up to speed. Repent, brother!

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What's your ____ NEW NAME?

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Boaz

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Mosiah

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Michael

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Joel

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Helaman

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MASONIC TOKENS, SIGNS, AND PENALTIES -- SLIT YOUR THROAT

reveal your new name

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-------------------------------------------THE CHURCH OF
------------------------------------JEZUS Christ
---------------------------------------OF LATTER-DAY GOATS

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Now is the great day of my power!

I rule from the rivers to the ends of the earth, there is none who dares to molest, or make afraid.

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Tokens, signs, and penalties (drink my blood)

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The Salt Lake Temple is the House of Satan!
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I've been baptized for the dead by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Heil Mormon!


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Wikipedia (link) -- Baptism for the dead

As a part of these efforts, Mormons have performed temple ordinances on behalf of a number of high-profile people, including Adolf Hitler
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The First Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood or Sign of the ____ Nail

Yummy Jesus blood, thank you moksha!

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____ you, Mormon church!

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We will now give unto you the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, the Patriarchal Grip, or Sure Sign of the Nail, with its accompanying sign.

This token has reference to the crucifixion of the Savior. When he was placed upon the cross, the crucifiers drove nails through the palms of his hands, then fearing that the weight of his body would cause the nails to tear through the flesh of the hands, they drove nails through his wrists. Hence, in the palm is the Sign of the Nail, and in the wrist is the Sure Sign of the Nail, or the Nail in the Sure place.

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Father, forgive me, I ____ up.
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Love the easter cookies!!

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RockSlider wrote:Love the easter cookies!!


They do seem rather delightful with the jam in the center. First eat the fingers and thumb and then work around the palm in a circular manner until you get to the center to enjoy the full flavor of the atoning jam of Jesus -- plus get your sins forgiven. The church should serve them as temple refreshments just before going to the veil to reveal the Masonic tokens. That would be a nice treat after having to listen to the same old ____ for the umpteen time.

Here are some more treats (frosted pretzal crosses) they can serve in the endowment room although it would make for crumbs on the carpet. I'd rather get one of these rather than a crusty old temple worker poke and squeeze my knuckles with his ____ snotty thumb. Can you imagine how many germs those ____ temple workers are passing around while giving tokens?

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Each of you bring your right arm to the square, he he he he.

Each of you solemnly covenant and promise before the Crypt Keeper,
demons, and these witches at this altar that you will
obey the law of the Crypt Keeper, and keep his secrets.

Each of you will slit your throat and say "yes."

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