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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:33 am 
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I'm sure in the hereafter, after some celestial dieting, Heavenly Father will whittle down Peterson's belly fat and he will get a chance to see what's between his own legs. Imagine the surprise on Peterson's face when he sees his own member for the first time. Hey, there's a first time for everything!

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Will Peterson have an anus like his Father?

Does Heavenly Father have an ANUS?

Stupid Mormons.

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Oh wow. I knew I would regret visiting the Telestial Forum!

Well, with a name like "pogi" you probably have a lot to regret. What the hell ever possessed you to pick that name? Jesus.

So, does Heavenly Father have an anus? You know there is an entire thread in this forum devoted to that very question. I'd love to see Mormon fools come and make asses of themselves talking about whether they think they are going to have an ass or not and whether their Father has an ass. But, Mormons are far too cowardly to discuss these sacred mysterious matters.

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On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night.
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
'This could be heaven or this could be Hell'
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face.
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain,
'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty-nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say"
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face.
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your alibis
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said, 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
'Relax' said the night man,
'We are programmed to receive.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 6:35 pm 
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pogi wrote:
Why, is that your fantasy or something? Just seems like a rather odd question that you seem to be obsessing about. Would it make you a believer if I told you yes?


What's wrong, you little ____, can't you answer a simple question?

Jesus ____ Christ.

Does Heavenly ____ Father have an anus?

Does he have a hole in his ass?

Yes or no. How simple can that be?

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Welcome to Hell Pogi.


pogi boy is a piece of ____ ____.

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Ryan,

That was pretty smarmy, and condescending.

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:
Ryan,

That was pretty smarmy, and condescending.

- Doc


It wasn't intended to be. He is obviously going through a lot, but the hate for other human beings who are in the same boat he was in not long ago is uncalled for.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 12:38 pm 
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I know that you intend your threads to be a graphic representation of Christianity and the church, but I (and I think a lot of your friends here) see it more as...
Please just respond for yourself, pogi. Unless you are a sock puppet for a longtime poster, you have no idea how "a lot of" Paul's friends see his posts. Nonetheless, i have to agree with Doc, your sentiments may be admirable but your expression is pretty condescending. They are also marred somewhat by you calling Paul "scum" yesterday. :cool:


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 2:12 pm 
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pogi wrote:
Actually I do have an idea of how his friends view his posts.... See for yourself, these quotes are from several different posters who are obviously his friends:

"What the hell happened to you?"," "On a personal note, are you doing ok? People typically don't act out this way unless there are other things going on...", "I know the church is a total mind F**K, but dude, you need to get past all the bitterness.", "No, you're making yourself look like a freaking mental case.", "You should be effing ashamed of yourself."

:rolleyes: All 5 of those quotes are from A SINGLE THREAD. The most recent post is 2015, and three of them are from Doc Cam and Jersey Girl. You have no idea the dynamics going on.
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I didn't call Paul scum yesterday. I called his posts scum. Would you disagree?
Yes, I would disagree. The below is you talking about a person:
pogi, talking about Shulem, wrote:
I haven't spent much time here, but...dang! FTM, woof woof Elder Holland (talk about dehumanization, someone actually photoshoped a dog head on him!) It does make it so much easier to thrash a person when you don't view them as human, doesn't it? ...need I go on?
viewtopic.php?p=1133643#p1133643


Going back to that topic, you didn't comment on my examples of DCP's posts, relative to Shulem's:
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One of my first views of Peterson's blog was when he extremely inappropriately captioned a photo of Castro putting a blindfold on a person who was in front of a firing squad; imagine my shock at learning how he even more inappropriately mis-used a photo of a lynching. A photo-shopped dog's head in our bad-boy forum has nothing on the inflammatory nature of those two Peterson blog entries that were openly published on Patheos.

It would be interesting to hear your assessment of those blog entries by Peterson. I'd be happy to supply links if you are unaware of those posts.


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Actually I do have an idea of how his friends view his posts. I am not putting words in anyones mouth. His friends have already spoken for themselves and have called him out and/or expressed concern for Him. They see all this as an expression of what is going on inside of him. See for yourself, these quotes are from several different posters who are obviously his friends:

"What the hell happened to you?"," "On a personal note, are you doing ok? People typically don't act out this way unless there are other things going on...", "I know the church is a total mind F**K, but dude, you need to get past all the bitterness.", "No, you're making yourself look like a freaking mental case.", "You should be effing ashamed of yourself."

Interesting, after all of that, I am the one being called out for being condescending. I truly feel empathy for him. If that is being condescending, so be it. But at the same time, I have boundaries.


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In trying to repair some unkind words, I have obviously made things worse. For that I am sorry. I obviously don't know your histories here, and apparently need to check the dates of older posts.

I have deleted my previous posts from this thread as they have been perceived as condescending and have taken quotes out of context.

My stay here in hell has been interesting to stay the least, but I don't plan on making a vacation home here. Take care ya'll, see you in the higher glories!


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pogi wrote:
In trying to repair some unkind words, I have obviously made things worse. For that I am sorry. I obviously don't know your histories here, and apparently need to check the dates of older posts.

I have deleted my previous posts from this thread as they have been perceived as condescending and have taken quotes out of context.

My stay here in hell has been interesting to stay the least, but I don't plan on making a vacation home here. Take care ya'll, see you in the higher glories!


Apologies are not necessary down here in the telestial forum -- it's quite okay to be rude. Speak your mind and let it all hang out.

I really, really, really (with emphasis) want to know your personal feelings and thoughts about the very concept and idea of resurrected Heavenly Father (Elohim) having a hole in his ass -- you know, a hole between his buttcheeks. Either he does or he doesn't! How do you feel about that? How do you feel about any resurrected person having an asshole? More importantly, how do you feel about the prospects of you having a resurrected asshole -- one in which you or someone else can stick the finger into?

So, come on, man. Tell me what you think. Don't be a coward. Step up to the plate and start talking.

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Shulem wrote:
pogi wrote:
In trying to repair some unkind words, I have obviously made things worse. For that I am sorry. I obviously don't know your histories here, and apparently need to check the dates of older posts.

I have deleted my previous posts from this thread as they have been perceived as condescending and have taken quotes out of context.

My stay here in hell has been interesting to stay the least, but I don't plan on making a vacation home here. Take care ya'll, see you in the higher glories!


Apologies are not necessary down here in the telestial forum -- it's quite okay to be rude. Speak your mind and let it all hang out.

I really, really, really (with emphasis) want to know your personal feelings and thoughts about the very concept and idea of resurrected Heavenly Father (Elohim) having a hole in his ass -- you know, a hole between his buttcheeks. Either he does or he doesn't! How do you feel about that? How do you feel about any resurrected person having an asshole? More importantly, how do you feel about the prospects of you having a resurrected asshole -- one in which you or someone else can stick the finger into?

So, come on, man. Tell me what you think. Don't be a coward. Step up to the plate and start talking.


Simply out of pure curiosity and boredom I will give you my opinion. I believe in a holistic resurrection, in that all resurrected bodies will have an anus. If we can eat, then I imagine we can take a crap too. Hence the term "holy ____". Why do you ask? I have taken your bate, what do you intend to do with me now?


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pogi wrote:
Simply out of pure curiosity and boredom I will give you my opinion. I believe in a holistic resurrection, in that all resurrected bodies will have an anus. If we can eat, then I imagine we can take a crap too. Hence the term "holy ____". Why do you ask? I have taken your bate, what do you intend to do with me now?


I'm delighted that your "curiosity & boredom" got the better of you and you took the bait. Congratulations for stepping up to the plate. You've confessed that you're going to have a holy anus hole in the hereafter. That's quite a confession coming from the mouth of a Latter-day Saint who anticipates a full bodily resurrection being equipped to do anything and everything a body can do.

Good for you.

What do you plan to do with your asshole other than poop out of it? (HINT) What prostate pleasures does your asshole afford you right now that you may glorify and magnify in the resurrection? You are aware that the asshole can be an amazing source of pleasure, right? Do you think a celestial body can capitalize on that and will you?

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