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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:26 pm 
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A new dispensation? A distraction from bad press? An excuse for Wendy to go globetrotting?

What's the buzz? Tell me what's a happenin...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:45 pm 
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Trying to energize the base.....


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:51 pm 
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A new dispensation? A distraction from bad press? An excuse for Wendy to go globetrotting?

What's the buzz? Tell me what's a happenin...

Why should you want to know?

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:51 pm 
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Same garbage -- Mormon style.

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Wendy & Tammy both look like retired whores.

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I can't wait for the exciting reports from abroad. Maybe a new revelation will come out of this? Maybe an additional testimony meeting is in the offing? More loyalty oaths? More putting gays in their place? Maybe some new schedule change that no one but the big guy upstairs could think of? These possibilities almost make me forget the suffering in the world that the big guy seems to be ignoring, in his mercy.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:28 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:35 pm 
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According to someone’s Facebook post quoted on reddit, during yesterday’s address to the UK and Ireland...

“The wife of the prophet specifically spoke about her role. She explained in multiple ways how she is prompted to step aside, stop the conversation, or even leave the room so the prophet may receive the revelation God is giving him.”

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Grudunza wrote:
According to someone’s Facebook post quoted on reddit, during yesterday’s address to the UK and Ireland...

“The wife of the prophet specifically spoke about her role. She explained in multiple ways how she is prompted to step aside, stop the conversation, or even leave the room so the prophet may receive the revelation God is giving him.”

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That reminds me of an old joke about two guys out fishing.

One guys says "I think I am going to divorce my wife."
Second guy asks "why?"
1st guy replies "She doesn't talk to me anymore."
After a while the second guy says "You might want to rethink the divorce, women like that are hard to find."

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:01 pm 
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This might be the chance for President Nelson to give Wendy a grand honeymoon by the world tour.

It would be especially nice if they could stay overnight in the Taj Mahal and perhaps preside over a session at the Angkor Wat Temple. Perhaps they could visit the capital city on the Comoros Islands. With such an important dignitary visiting the capital, the mayor might even award President Nelson with the Grand Key (Kae-e-vanrash in Comoran) to the city. Talk about lore friendly.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:46 pm 
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Grudunza wrote:
According to someone’s Facebook post quoted on reddit, during yesterday’s address to the UK and Ireland...

“The wife of the prophet specifically spoke about her role. She explained in multiple ways how she is prompted to step aside, stop the conversation, or even leave the room so the prophet may receive the revelation God is giving him.”

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:15 pm 
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Betting my second best peepstone that Sheri ends up on the tour. :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:31 am 
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According to a DN message on my feed this morning..everyone is on their way home due the the Syrian missile strikes last night.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:57 am 
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candygal wrote:
According to a DN message on my feed this morning..everyone is on their way home due the the Syrian missile strikes last night.


Darn. I thought the new prophet would command those missiles to turn into Books of Mormon to rain down upon the golden prospects on the battlefield. :rolleyes:

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:18 am 
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candygal wrote:
According to a DN message on my feed this morning..everyone is on their way home due the the Syrian missile strikes last night.


Darn. I thought the new prophet would command those missiles to turn into Books of Mormon to rain down upon the golden prospects on the battlefield. :rolleyes:


https://www.deseretnews.com/article/900 ... -east.html

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JERUSALEM, Israel — Hours after the United States Armed Forces ordered a strike on Syria, President Russell M. Nelson cut short his stay in Jerusalem, leaving the central location of his Global Ministry Tour following conference sessions at the BYU Jerusalem Center.

At a time of rising tensions, the message of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is more important than ever, he said Saturday morning from the Holy City.

“The message of the Lord Jesus Christ is a message of hope, it is a message of love, it is a message of joy,” said President Nelson. “It is underlined in this time of a little heightened tension.”


It’s like he didn’t see it coming...and doesn’t trust his level of divine protection.
What was that prophesy of two Mormons lying dead in the streets of Jerusalem...bet it crossed Holland and Nelson’s minds...

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:36 am 
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Maksutov wrote:
candygal wrote:
According to a DN message on my feed this morning..everyone is on their way home due the the Syrian missile strikes last night.


Darn. I thought the new prophet would command those missiles to turn into Books of Mormon to rain down upon the golden prospects on the battlefield. :rolleyes:

They don't have that kind of courage that left the students/missionaries behind.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:37 am 
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The importance of the message is exceeded only by the importance of the messenger.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 11:02 am 
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Res Ipsa wrote:
The importance of the message is exceeded only by the importance of the messenger.

Shoot...hope I am not the messenger you are speaking of.. :sad:


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