A Bit Of History

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Re: A Bit Of History

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I went to Premature Ejaculators Anonymous meeting the other day but nobody was there.
I guess I came too soon.
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I farted in an Apple store today and everyone yelled at me. It's not my fault they don't have Windows.
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Re: A Bit Of History

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If you need an ark to save two of every animal, I Noah guy.
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Bret Ripley wrote:Image


:lol:

Good to see you, old friend. Hope all is well with you and yours.

(Sorry, got a little carried away on a pun joke site) :smile:
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My Grandpa died last week because our family couldn't remember his blood type. He kept telling us "be positive", but it was such a sad few days.
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Ceeboo wrote:
Bret Ripley wrote:Image


:lol:

Good to see you, old friend. Hope all is well with you and yours.
Hey buddy! All is well here, and I hope the same is true at Stately Ceeboo Manor.
(Sorry, got a little carried away on a pun joke site) :smile:
Never apologize for a pun! The damage cannot be undone, and folks are not likely to be in a forgiving mood.
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Ceeboo wrote:What do you call someone who does drugs too much? Addicted.
What do you call someone who drinks too much? Addicted.
What hit you in the face last night? Addicted.



Q. What's the term for when one has their tonsils removed?
A. Tonsillectomy

Q. What's the term for when one has their appendix removed?
A. Appendectomy

Q. What's the term for when one has a sex change from a female to a male?
A. Addadicktome
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Re: A Bit Of History

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Ceeboo wrote:If you need an ark to save two of every animal, I Noah guy.


The The menstrual cycle is actually in detail in the Bible, Mary rode Joseph ass all the way from Jerusalem.
Don't take life so seriously in that " sooner or later we are just old men in funny clothes" "Tom 'T-Bone' Wolk"
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