Trump's Theme Song

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_MissTish
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Re: Trump's Theme Song

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His dad had his very own theme song:


Old Man Trump
Words by Woody Guthrie Adapted by Ryan Harvey, Music by Ryan Harvey

I suppose that Old Man Trump knows just how much racial hate
He stirred up in that bloodpot of human hearts
When he drawed that color line
Here at his Beach Haven family project

Beach Haven ain't my home!
No, I just can't pay this rent!
My money's down the drain,
And my soul is badly bent!
Beach Haven is Trump’s Tower
Where no black folks come to roam,
No, no, Old Man Trump!
Old Beach Haven ain't my home!

I'm calling out my welcome to you and your man both
Welcoming you here to Beach Haven
To love in any way you please and to have some kind of a decent place
To have your kids raised up in.

Beach Haven ain't my home!
No, I just can't pay this rent!
My money's down the drain,
And my soul is badly bent!
Beach Haven is Trump’s Tower
Where no black folks come to roam,
No, no, Old Man Trump!
Old Beach Haven ain't my home!

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Re: Trump's Theme Song

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They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies



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Re: Trump's Theme Song

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canpakes wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iaysTVcounI

This one gets my vote for the song that best describes Trump that I have seen so far in this thread.
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The entire trump admin in a nutshell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
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Re: Trump's Theme Song

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Gunnar wrote:
canpakes wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iaysTVcounI

This one gets my vote for the song that best describes Trump that I have seen so far in this thread.

I kind of read it as Trump’s dysfunctional relationship with the electorate, especially his dependent Base.
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Re: Trump's Theme Song

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If you're going for a Randy Newman Song, I would suggest Political Science:

No one likes us
I don't know why
We may not be perfect
But heaven knows we try
But all around
Even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one
And see what happens
We give them money
But are they grateful
No, they're spiteful
And they're hateful
They don't respect us
So let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one
And pulverize them
Asia's crowded
And Europe's too old
Africa's far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us
We'll save Australia
Don't want to hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an all American amusement park there
They've got surfing, too
Boom goes London
And boom Paris
More room for you
And more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it'll be
We'll set everybody free
You'll have Japanese kimonos, baby
There'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now
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Re: Trump's Theme Song

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0

I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be ...

I exploit you still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three
I'm the cult of personality

You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You gave me power in your own god's name
I'm every person you need to be
Oh, I'm the cult of personality


Too 'on-the-nose'?
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Re: Trump's Theme Song

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Woody Guthrie wrote a song about Trump's Dad, Fred Trump, back in 1950.

https://medium.com/@editors_91459/trumps-dad-was-so-racist-woody-guthrie-wrote-a-song-about-it-deea588fa11a
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"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." ~Charles Bukowski
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