If you put a burned up human body

[_Jersey Girl]

Rock. Crusher.

Holy sheet!!!

[_Quasimodo]

through a wood chipper, would that grind up the bones to powder?

Cabin fever? Do we need to warn Jersey Boy?

[_Jersey Girl]

through a wood chipper, would that grind up the bones to powder?

Cabin fever?

No cabin fever. We're having great weather!

Do we need to warn Jersey Boy?

Nah, it's way too late here.

[_Jersey Girl]

What if you dismember the body before you burn it? Would that make the bones burn down to closer to ash better?

[_moksha]

Then what would you use to grind up the bones?

Best to take the body to a flour mill. They have perfected their grinding process for making easy to dispose of powder. This disposal method would certainly beat taking the body to the Jersey shore and burying it in a sandy unmarked grave.

[_Dr. Shades]

What if you dismember the body before you burn it? Would that make the bones burn down to closer to ash better?

It wouldn't have any effect whatsoever.

[_Jersey Girl]

What if you dismember the body before you burn it? Would that make the bones burn down to closer to ash better?

It wouldn't have any effect whatsoever.

Darn it. You're killing my vibe.

[_Jersey Girl]

Then what would you use to grind up the bones?

Best to take the body to a flour mill. They have perfected their grinding process for making easy to dispose of powder. This disposal method would certainly beat taking the body to the Jersey shore and burying it in a sandy unmarked grave.

In Jersey you would become part of the foundation of new construction. Why do you think they raised all them houses after Sandy?

Silly penguin.

[_Jersey Girl]

So let's say you burned up the body and bagged up the ashes and bone fragments. Then hosed out your fire barrel.

Would cadaver dogs hit on that area?

Is there a passage of time after which cadaver dogs wouldn't pick up the scent any more?

What if a dog (not the cadaver dog) ate the ashy bones? Could a cadaver dog detect the smell around the yard or even on the dog that ate the bones?

[_MeDotOrg]

What if a dog (not the cadaver dog) ate the ashy bones? Could a cadaver dog detect the smell around the yard or even on the dog that ate the bones?

That dog wouldn't be a pug by any chance, would it?