Gay Plot Using Windmills

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_moksha
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Gay Plot Using Windmills

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New studies prove that gays are exploiting wind energy by using it to power windmills that waft homosexual mists all across the United States.

Last week, President Donald Trump shared his investigative research into the link between windmills and various types of cancer. The same commission that found that link has uncovered an even more disturbing fact: windmill activity is directly correlated to the rise of homosexuality.

Despite Senate Republicans putting an effective stop to Obama’s mandate that airplanes spread 500 cubic tonnes of homosexual chemtrails upon humanity per week, windmills have quietly and consistently spread the settled mists of the product and new maps show the nation has reached a critical saturation point.

http://readingrepublican.com/2019/04/10/confirmed-gays-are-using-windmills-to-waft-homosexual-mists-into-your-home/
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Re: Gay Plot Using Windmills

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moksha wrote:
New studies prove that gays are exploiting wind energy by using it to power windmills that waft homosexual mists all across the United States.

Last week, President Donald Trump shared his investigative research into the link between windmills and various types of cancer. The same commission that found that link has uncovered an even more disturbing fact: windmill activity is directly correlated to the rise of homosexuality.

Despite Senate Republicans putting an effective stop to Obama’s mandate that airplanes spread 500 cubic tonnes of homosexual chemtrails upon humanity per week, windmills have quietly and consistently spread the settled mists of the product and new maps show the nation has reached a critical saturation point.

http://readingrepublican.com/2019/04/10/confirmed-gays-are-using-windmills-to-waft-homosexual-mists-into-your-home/

This is fake news. Everyone knows the windmills hypnotize people into being gay.

Chemtrails... pffft. Like that would work.
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Re: Gay Plot Using Windmills

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If you want to know what windmills do to a country, just look at the Dutch: I mean, is Holland a gay country or what? Bicycles and wooden shoes. How the hell can you play football in wooden shoes?
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Re: Gay Plot Using Windmills

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MeDotOrg wrote:If you want to know what windmills do to a country, just look at the Dutch: I mean, is Holland a gay country or what? Bicycles and wooden shoes. How the hell can you play football in wooden shoes?

These are solid points, but the Dutch have killer chocolate. The gay does have an upside.
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