A re-election celebration is underway in Pod 2 of the Montgomery County Jail after inmate number 232573 claimed victory in Texas House District 27. That inmate is known as Rep. Ron Reynolds, D-Missouri City, to the people on the outside.
Reynolds was unopposed in the race for District 27 and the latest vote totals show Reynolds garnered 47,305 votes in Tuesday's election.
Reynolds was booked into the county jail on Sept. 7. He's serving a year-long sentence after a 2015 conviction on five misdemeanor counts of using a middleman to chase ambulances in order to solicit clients for Reynolds’ law firm.
A pimp won Tuesday's election as the Republican candidate despite having died in October. County officials will replace him with another Republican who is hopefully still living. Apparently, he was a successful businessman since he owned a chain of brothels.
moksha wrote:A pimp won Tuesday's election as the Republican candidate despite having died in October. County officials will replace him with another Republican who is hopefully still living. Apparently, he was a successful businessman since he owned a chain of brothels.
"Religion is about providing human community in the guise of solving problems that don’t exist or failing to solve problems that do and seeking to reconcile these contradictions and conceal the failures in bogus explanations otherwise known as theology." - Kishkumen
couldn't even run a candidate to beat a dead pimp....
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires...seek discipline and find your liberty I can tell if a person is judgmental just by looking at them what is chaos to the fly is normal to the spider - morticia addams If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot. - Ted Nugent
subgenius wrote:couldn't even run a candidate to beat a dfead pimp....
As the R’s couldn’t even run a candidate to beat an active jail inmate (OP), maybe we can have a mock runoff between these two to see who’s more popular - a dead pimp or a jailed lawyer.
subgenius wrote:couldn't even run a candidate to beat a dfead pimp....
As the R’s couldn’t even run a candidate to beat an active jail inmate (OP), maybe we can have a mock runoff between these two to see who’s more popular - a dead pimp or a jailed lawyer.