I ran across these funny Communism jokes

[_Gunnar]

You left out one of my favorites. A Russian soldier in a polish bar noticed a Polish man proposing toast after toast to the greatness and glory of Josef Stalin. The Russian went over to him and remarked that he was both surprised and pleased that a Pole would recognize the greatness of Stalin. "Yes," said the Pole. "Stalin is a great man; no one has killed more Russians than Stalin!"

[_Doctor CamNC4Me]

Speaking of Russians dying..

A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill: "One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian".

The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where Upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Finn is better than one hundred Russian."

Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence. The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians!"

The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought...

Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men...it's a trap. There's two of them."

- Doc

[_Doctor CamNC4Me]

In support of our new Irish justice I should add a few:

A mate of mine died in a giant tank of Guinness. He came out 3 times for a piss before he finally drowned.

or

Your uncle was drowned in a vat of Guiness at his work. His workmates tried to save him, but he fought them off bravely.

I heard they cremated him and the body burned for 3 days.

And during the wake, three more people drowned.

- Doc

[_Gunnar]

Speaking of Russians dying..

A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill: "One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian".

The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where Upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Finn is better than one hundred Russian."

Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence. The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians!"

The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought...

Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men...it's a trap. There's two

of them."

- Doc

The first time I heard that joke it was about a united Arab force attempting to invade Israel after the famous 6 day war in 1967.