Michael Cohen running out of cash?

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_Res Ipsa
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Re: Michael Cohen running out of cash?

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You’re welcome. Episode 3 of What Trump Can Teach Us About Con Law is about the pardon power and is pretty interesting. https://trumpconlaw.com
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Re: Michael Cohen running out of cash?

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And yea, verily it came to pass that Michael was cast out of the Tower of Trump and the Branch of the Executive. And as he wandered bereft of the consulting contracts that had been his succor, the Pharisees of Manhattan struck his sides with sharp barbs forged from indictments.

Lo and behold Michael was forced to stand in front of the Special Master, who said that most of Michael's labors were not protected by the veil of privilege, and that Michael's sacred dealings within the Tower of Trump would now be judged Courts made of the Artless Deal of Law. And Michael began to bleed money profusely, and when he had finished bleeding, his Pharisees turned away in disgust.

And Michael saw that there was no justice in the world, and cried out. And lo! In his most desperate hour the devil appeared, adorned in the raiment of the most Special of Prosecutor. And for a moment, Michael was blinded by the false raiment which adorned the devil, who offered him inumerable immunities for his betrayal, and Ping Pong Pedophile Pizzas beyond imagining.

But then, in MIchael's darkest hour, a small still voice began at the back of his head, repeating a refrain that grew in volume and intensity:

What will the Russian mafia do to your family if you rat them out?

And the scales fell from his eyes, and In his heart he knew the answer, and Michael took a vow of silence for the rest of his days.
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