which son of zeus are you? as far as i know, he had more wife than "Joseph Smith" and more sons than "by".
daughters do not count...
see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeus#Cons ... d_children for more!
The well-known naturalist, Charles Darwin, was once approached by two young boys of a family where he was a guest.
Earlier they were out in a grassy field where they caught a butterfly, a centipede, a beetle, and a grasshopper.
Using the centipede's body, the butterfly's wings, the beetle's head, and the grasshopper's legs; the boys glued them together to compile a unique insect.
"We caught this bug in the field", they told Darwin. "Do you know what kind of a bug it is Mr. Darwin?"
Darwin looked at it with what appeared to be great interest. "Did you notice whether it hummed when you caught it, boys?", he asked as if he were serious.
"Yes, sir", they responded, as they struggled to hide their laughter.
"Just as I thought", said Darwin. "This is a humbug".