I think it needs a regime change. I want the Secretary-General to be required to wear black robes.
Be careful Nehor, he may do just that after hours...
I want the interior of the building to be redone gothic-style and I want John William's Imperial March played at the beginning of every session.
Be careful what you wish for. This is the
United Nations Nehor...
I also want a lottery set up where we draw the name of a nation quarterly and force them to adhere to a random governmental system. My suggestions are:
1. Fascism but all police and military must dress as clowns.
2. Capitalism but make quartz the official currency severed limbs.
3. Parliamentary system where 20-30 year olds play games of Strip Monopoly to get seats.
4. Government Mind Control.
5. Midgets assume the role of supreme beings and rule as demigods among mortal.
6. Democracy where each person receives a number of votes based on a complex formula involving their shoe size, IQ's, and favorite TV show.
7. Keep current government but all political statements must be conveyed using Chess or football metaphors.
8. Awaken the old ones and have the nation devoured.
As Cthulhu lies asleep and dreaming in his nameless and alien city beneath the waves, The U.N. continues to promote Antisemitism, anti--Americanism, anti-capitalism, overpopulation and environmentalist mythology, feminist neo-Paganism, Socialism, (and Communism when it could get away with it during the Cold War), and supports the obliteration of Israel (the right of return), and at no time during my life ever failed to give Yasser Arafat and Fidel Castro standing ovations when they entered the room to speak. This is the body that threw the United States off its human rights commission and made Libya the head of that august group.
Indeed, Lord Cthulhu could probably make some improvements upon this circus of shame.
The face of sin today often wears the mask of tolerance.
- Thomas S. Monson