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Coggins7 wrote:OK

Intellectual vacuity.

Should I have expected more? I think so, at least from a Latter Day Saint.

And from an American. But, then again, we wouldn't want any further delays at the airport now, would we?


No, we wouldn't, I fly home tomorrow.

Perhaps an invasion of France will make the flight safer....or perhaps Chad....yes....Chad. They said there was no point to the attack but we just realized that this also meant that they would never expect it.
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Perhaps an invasion of France will make the flight safer....or perhaps Chad....yes....Chad. They said there was no point to the attack but we just realized that this also meant that they would never expect it.



The only thing an invasion of France would likely accomplish would be to create even more streets full of burning cars then they have to deal with at present. Although we might be able to decrease the incidence of honor killings, vaginal mutilation, and forced marriages that are becoming the norm in parts of that country.

Chad? I'm not sure I'm clear on this point. Should we invade hanging chad, dimpled chad, or pregnant chad (that might be considered a war crime).

On second thought, if we had invaded France a few years ago, the Oil for Food program might have actually had a chance of some productive benefit. Well, yes, there was China, Russia, and the U.N. with all their hands under the table to Saddam as well, but France was one of the major snakes in the grass in the whole sorry episode.
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Coggins7 wrote:
Perhaps an invasion of France will make the flight safer....or perhaps Chad....yes....Chad. They said there was no point to the attack but we just realized that this also meant that they would never expect it.



The only thing an invasion of France would likely accomplish would be to create even more streets full of burning cars then they have to deal with at present. Although we might be able to decrease the incidence of honor killings, vaginal mutilation, and forced marriages that are becoming the norm in parts of that country.

Chad? I'm not sure I'm clear on this point. Should we invade hanging chad, dimpled chad, or pregnant chad (that might be considered a war crime).

On second thought, if we had invaded France a few years ago, the Oil for Food program might have actually had a chance of some productive benefit. Well, yes, there was China, Russia, and the U.N. with all their hands under the table to Saddam as well, but France was one of the major snakes in the grass in the whole sorry episode.


Well, just add China, Russia, and the U.N. to those nations needing regime change. Soon the entire world will be Vichied. Hooray!!!!!!!
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Well, just add China, Russia, and the U.N. to those nations needing regime change. Soon the entire world will be Vichied. Hooray!!!!!!!


The U.N. doesn't need regime change, it just needs to have all its U.S. funding promptly rescinded and then be politely told to leave.
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Coggins7 wrote:
Well, just add China, Russia, and the U.N. to those nations needing regime change. Soon the entire world will be Vichied. Hooray!!!!!!!


The U.N. doesn't need regime change, it just needs to have all its U.S. funding promptly rescinded and then be politely told to leave.


I think it needs a regime change. I want the Secretary-General to be required to wear black robes. I want the interior of the building to be redone gothic-style and I want John William's Imperial March played at the beginning of every session. I also want a lottery set up where we draw the name of a nation quarterly and force them to adhere to a random governmental system. My suggestions are:

1. Fascism but all police and military must dress as clowns.
2. Capitalism but make quartz the official currency severed limbs.
3. Parliamentary system where 20-30 year olds play games of Strip Monopoly to get seats.
4. Government Mind Control.
5. Midgets assume the role of supreme beings and rule as demigods among mortal.
6. Democracy where each person receives a number of votes based on a complex formula involving their shoe size, IQ's, and favorite TV show.
7. Keep current government but all political statements must be conveyed using Chess or football metaphors.
8. Awaken the old ones and have the nation devoured.
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I think it needs a regime change. I want the Secretary-General to be required to wear black robes.


Be careful Nehor, he may do just that after hours...


I want the interior of the building to be redone gothic-style and I want John William's Imperial March played at the beginning of every session.


Be careful what you wish for. This is the United Nations Nehor...


I also want a lottery set up where we draw the name of a nation quarterly and force them to adhere to a random governmental system. My suggestions are:

1. Fascism but all police and military must dress as clowns.
2. Capitalism but make quartz the official currency severed limbs.
3. Parliamentary system where 20-30 year olds play games of Strip Monopoly to get seats.
4. Government Mind Control.
5. Midgets assume the role of supreme beings and rule as demigods among mortal.
6. Democracy where each person receives a number of votes based on a complex formula involving their shoe size, IQ's, and favorite TV show.
7. Keep current government but all political statements must be conveyed using Chess or football metaphors.
8. Awaken the old ones and have the nation devoured.



As Cthulhu lies asleep and dreaming in his nameless and alien city beneath the waves, The U.N. continues to promote Antisemitism, anti--Americanism, anti-capitalism, overpopulation and environmentalist mythology, feminist neo-Paganism, Socialism, (and Communism when it could get away with it during the Cold War), and supports the obliteration of Israel (the right of return), and at no time during my life ever failed to give Yasser Arafat and Fidel Castro standing ovations when they entered the room to speak. This is the body that threw the United States off its human rights commission and made Libya the head of that august group.

Indeed, Lord Cthulhu could probably make some improvements upon this circus of shame.
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Coggins7 wrote:
I think it needs a regime change. I want the Secretary-General to be required to wear black robes.


Be careful Nehor, he may do just that after hours...


I want the interior of the building to be redone gothic-style and I want John William's Imperial March played at the beginning of every session.


Be careful what you wish for. This is the United Nations Nehor...


I also want a lottery set up where we draw the name of a nation quarterly and force them to adhere to a random governmental system. My suggestions are:

1. Fascism but all police and military must dress as clowns.
2. Capitalism but make quartz the official currency severed limbs.
3. Parliamentary system where 20-30 year olds play games of Strip Monopoly to get seats.
4. Government Mind Control.
5. Midgets assume the role of supreme beings and rule as demigods among mortal.
6. Democracy where each person receives a number of votes based on a complex formula involving their shoe size, IQ's, and favorite TV show.
7. Keep current government but all political statements must be conveyed using Chess or football metaphors.
8. Awaken the old ones and have the nation devoured.



As Cthulhu lies asleep and dreaming in his nameless and alien city beneath the waves, The U.N. continues to promote Antisemitism, anti--Americanism, anti-capitalism, overpopulation and environmentalist mythology, feminist neo-Paganism, Socialism, (and Communism when it could get away with it during the Cold War), and supports the obliteration of Israel (the right of return), and at no time during my life ever failed to give Yasser Arafat and Fidel Castro standing ovations when they entered the room to speak. This is the body that threw the United States off its human rights commission and made Libya the head of that august group.

Indeed, Lord Cthulhu could probably make some improvements upon this circus of shame.


Cog I despise the UN. I think that at least a little bit more flair would make it worth keeping around.
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Coggins7 wrote:As Cthulhu lies asleep and dreaming in his nameless and alien city beneath the waves,


Not true. The city where Dread Cthulhu lays in his deathless slumber is called R'lyeh.


Coggins7 wrote: The U.N. continues to promote Antisemitism, anti--Americanism, anti-capitalism, overpopulation and environmentalist mythology, feminist neo-Paganism, Socialism, (and Communism when it could get away with it during the Cold War), and supports the obliteration of Israel (the right of return), and at no time during my life ever failed to give Yasser Arafat and Fidel Castro standing ovations when they entered the room to speak. This is the body that threw the United States off its human rights commission and made Libya the head of that august group.

Indeed, Lord Cthulhu could probably make some improvements upon this circus of shame.


Great Cthulhu will eat the UN first when he rises from the deep (Well, not quite true... He'll probablyt start snacking on California as he makes his was overland from the Pacific to the East Coast and New York City). Though I've learn through dreams the madness of which would destroy my mind and cause reality to unravel should I fully understand the import of them that the Dread One does plan to sign the Kyoto Accords just because he'd like to have a clean environment to despoil after the earth is rid of all of us pesky meatsacks.
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Cog I despise the UN. I think that at least a little bit more flair would make it worth keeping around.


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Great Cthulhu will eat the UN first when he rises from the deep (Well, not quite true... He'll probablyt start snacking on California as he makes his was overland from the Pacific to the East Coast and New York City). Though I've learn through dreams the madness of which would destroy my mind and cause reality to unravel should I fully understand the import of them that the Dread One does plan to sign the Kyoto Accords just because he'd like to have a clean environment to despoil after the earth is rid of all of us pesky meatsacks.


Cthulhu has a clean enough environment to despoil right now, much cleaner than it was thirty to forty years ago (as these things go, even then the threat of pollution was hugely exaggerated). Kyoto has nothing to do with cleaning the environment. Its purpose is to slow down GW, as futile a task as stopping the earth's rotation around the Sun. Everyone agrees that if fully implemented, Kyoto would wreck western living standards and do virtually nothing to slow warming (which present warming is completely natural anyway, there being no direct evidence that CO2 drives warming in the first place).
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