A Michelangelo of today (with or without picture banning) -- his soul made irresolute by skepticism, that great stink of knowledge -- at every step encounters paradoxes, dilemmas, absurdities, of which the Renaissance master never dreamed. The toenails of the Lord God are short. If He has a body like a man's, those nails should grow. And since He endures eternally, they should have grown into snaking horns that go from naked toes to all the galaxies, filling the sky with sweeping spirals of keratin.
Could one, should one paint such a thing? And if not, we are faced with the problem of the Divine pedicure. The nails are short either by cutting or miracle -- surely one who can stop the sun in its path can stop the growth of a toenail.
Both solutions are unacceptable: the first smacks of barbershop, the second of blasphemy. No, the toenails must be short without disquisition or analysis.
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Up to now, nobody handled toenails of the Lord, only Hare Krishna folks:
I think I understand all of their words - they are clear -, even this expressions:Sri Ekadasi – the sweet taste of this delightfully dulcet day can be experienced by all who learn how to float on it's gently undulating ripples of love. By concentrating the focus of our activities on Ekadasi the charming paramour known as Krishna will be most pleased and His divine consort Srimati Radharani hearing of our endeavour will indubitably bestow Her merciful glance upon us in the form of seva-bhava.
The shiningly effulgent toenails of the Lord are most dazzling to the eye, by praying for the removal of this daze one can slowly yet surely be magnetically witness to and delicatesse the beatific form of Krishna. His lotus face benign and his illimitable flute capture the heart and one may find herself swaying in rapture as she genuinely chants the holy name of Krishna.
asvamedha-sahasrani
rajasuya-satani ca
ekadasy-upavasasya
kalah narhanti sodasim
--- the form of seva-bhava
--- magnetically witness to
--- illimitable flute capture
--- kalah narhanti sodasim (I definitely like this...)
OK.
Can anybody of You (Franktalk, LittleNipper, Nightlion) teach me something about the toenails of the Lord God?
Up to now, it seems to me that they are a little weak in science (was I courteous enough?), then look at something from the arena of religion!