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 Post subject: Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2018 4:03 pm 
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Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden.

Pres Nelson declared under inspiration from the Almighty that it was one of the swords from the final battle between the Nephites and the Lamanites and was moved from its location in America and then deposited in the lake by an angel as part of the Lord's program of divine hiddeness to assess our gullibility try our faith.

In a subsequent announcement Pres Nelson stated that the girl will be eligible to become his second wife as soon as she can be taught the gospel and baptized and a proper assessment made on her ability to polish an old sword.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:46 pm 
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And I thought that only the Prophetess Wendy had the keys to the Old Sword. :lol: Truly God lives and Russell M. Nelson is his high horndog. But don't call him a Mormon. :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:21 pm 
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Are we sure the girl pulled the sword from the lake or was the sword handed to the girl by the Lady of the Lake? Was the term "once and future queen" mentioned in the story?

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