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 Post subject: Elder Jeffrey R Holland, woof woof! Down boy.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:01 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:12 am 
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I love it when he shakes his jowls. :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:43 am 
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I love it when he shakes his jowls. :lol:

"I'm no dodo" Holland, and "I'm no crook" tricky Dick. More in common that just Republicanism.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:22 pm 
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Woof! Woof! Woof woof!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 2:01 pm 
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Apostle, prophet, and DOG

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:23 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:50 pm 
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This guy is repressing on all six cylinders. He knows it is all BS, but he is too far in to come clean now.

I feel sorry for the sick bastard.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 9:36 am 
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I, Darth Holland solemnly covenant and swear that I will cut my own throat rather than deny the Book of Mormon.

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Woof woof!

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I, Jeffrey, solemnly covenant before God, angels and these witnesses, that I will never reveal the Second Token of the Aaronic Priesthood, with its accompanying name and sign.

The name of the second token of the Aaronic Priesthood is JEFFREY!


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:53 pm 
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O God, hear the words of my mouth.
O God, hear the words of my mouth.
O God, hear the words of my mouth.


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Each of you make the sign of the First Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood or Sign of the Nail by bringing the left hand in front of you with the hand in cupping shape, the left arm forming a square; the right hand is also brought forward, the palm down, the fingers close together with the thumb extended. This is the sign.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 7:07 pm 
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Slit your own throat, Jeffrey, here in the temple! You're a ____ hound of hell now.

Perform the temple penalty and fulfill the oath you bastard.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:42 pm 
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Elder Holland's testicles bear testimony to what hangs below his chin.

Hey Holland. ____ you! You piece of ____.


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^ Okay, that is really funny. ^

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:56 pm 
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A blast from the past from the Dog-Apostle of Mormonism.

Woof, woof!

Shulem converses with elder Holland about Facsimile No. 3!!!

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Dodo Holland

He's just a mean son of a ____

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I'm not a dodo 8 second YouTube video link

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I, Dodo, covenant that I will never reveal the First Token of the Aaronic Priesthood with its accompanying name, sign and penalty. Rather than do so I would suffer my life to be taken.

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Dodo Holland cut his own throat at the altar in the holy temple

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