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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2020 4:00 pm 
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cwald wrote:
Right. And now that a-hole Markk will compare us to the racists and Jew hating bigots. Markk, stay up in the Celestial kingdom with your "own kind".
A-hole.

Projection is the unspoken rule of herd mentality on this forum, apparently.


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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2020 4:02 pm 
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Shulem wrote:
O God, grant us 100 billion dollars!
O God, grant us 100 billion dollars!
O God, grant us 100 billion dollars!


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Oh how the Mormons love money

Tax the Mormon church!
Tax the Mormon church!
Tax the Mormon church!

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    Put Your Dollar On the Pile:

    “Put your dollar on the pile and move alo-ong
    Our portfolio has grown big and stro-ong
    Get back to work - you peasant jerk
    And put your dollar - on - tha - pile!”

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2020 4:23 pm 
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Amore trading one false idol for another... Crazy.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 10:02 am 
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Amore wrote:
    Put Your Dollar On the Pile:

    “Put your dollar on the pile and move alo-ong
    Our portfolio has grown big and stro-ong
    Get back to work - you peasant jerk
    And put your dollar - on - tha - pile!”


Mormons at the temple altar receive bloody crucifixion tokens:

A Nail (First Token) to poke the palm and back of the hand! Think of Jesus who ate fish and honeycomb as a resurrected ghost and then burped. The name of the token is The Son Burped.

A Nail (Second Token) to poke the wrist. Think of Jesus who ate fish and honeycomb as a resurrected ghost and then farted. The name of the token is Gas in the Navel.

:lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:54 pm 
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The name of the token is Gas in the Naval.

"Naval" = of or relating to the Navy?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2020 4:19 pm 
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Enter the Mormon Temple at your own risk.

Blood oath rituals performed inside!


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The Creepy House of Mormonism

"In the palm is the Sign of the Nail, and in the wrist is the Sure Sign of the Nail, or the Nail in the Sure place.

The sisters in the room will please veil their faces. Each brother in the circle will take the sister at his left, by the right hand in the Patriarchal Grip"


Ouch!

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Prepare to have your hand and wrist pierced by the crucifixion Temple Nails:

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And you were doing so well, too!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2020 5:08 pm 
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And you were doing so well, too!


What exactly do you mean by that? The recent posts are well within keeping with the theme of the thread and are not over the top.

But if you are referring to posting and drinking at the same time that simply is not the case. I have not had a single drop of alcohol since December 24th. I'm committed in going through the entire month of January without any drinking. So, as far as taking care of things on that front, I'm doing pretty good, I'd say.

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Shulem wrote:
have not had a single drop of alcohol since December 24th. I'm committed in going through the entire month of January without any drinking...


Surely you jest?

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Surely you jest?


Nope, I'm as serious as a heart attack. It's a health kick. Contrary to popular belief here on the board: I'm not an alcoholic or dependent on alcohol but I like to drink and drink a lot because it's fun and I CAN!

I'm going through the entire month of January and then see where it goes from there. The cravings have been pretty minimal, surprisingly.

Have a drink for me, cwald!

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cwald wrote:
Surely you jest?


Nope, I'm as serious as a heart attack. It's a health kick. Contrary to popular belief here on the board: I'm not an alcoholic or dependent on alcohol but I like to drink and drink a lot because it's fun and I CAN!

I'm going through the entire month of January and then see where it goes from there. The cravings have been pretty minimal, surprisingly.

Have a drink for me, cwald!


Consider it done.

I brewed this awesome porter. Fermented at 60 degrees for 18 days. I infused 16 ounces of ground coffee beans into a fifth of vodka. Let it soak for a week and added it to my secondary ferment. Boosted it to 7% alcohol. Damn good. Tastes like a carbonated ice coffee.

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