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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:47 pm 
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Pick a Nail, any Nail will do

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At the Rome Italy Temple: Recommend Desk

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Behold, stretch forth thine hand and give Mormon-Jesus the Sure Sign of the Nail

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:11 pm 
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The First Token of the Aaronic Priesthood or the Tarot Card Ace of Wands is given by clasping the right hands and placing the joint of the thumb directly over the first knuckle of the other person's hand.

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This represents Heavenly Father's:

Holy Resurrected Penis


We give unto you the first token of the Aaronic priesthood. We desire all to receive it. All arise.

The name of this token is the New Name that was received in the washing and anointing ceremony.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:05 pm 
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So, which spirits are you enjoying this evening?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 7:44 pm 
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Dr. Shades wrote:
So, which spirits are you enjoying this evening?


A good spirit.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:40 pm 
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SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
Mormon Temple Secrets

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DEUXIÈME JETON DE LA PRÊTRE MELCHIZEDEK
Secrets du temple Mormon

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ZWEITE MARKE DER MELCHIZEDEKISCHEN PRIESTERSCHAFT
Geheimnisse des mormonischen Tempels

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:49 pm 
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的第二个令牌
摩門教聖殿的秘密

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メルキゼデク司祭の第二トークン
モルモン寺院の秘密

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멜 기제 덱 사제 제 2 권
몰몬 사원의 비밀

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:18 pm 
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It looks like three failures there. The finger is touching the shirt, its suppose to be touching the skin of the wrist.

Fail, illegal entry attempt, alarms are buzzing the angel of death has been summoned, haul these poor buggers off!


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:43 pm 
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RockSlider wrote:
It looks like three failures there. The finger is touching the shirt, its suppose to be touching the skin of the wrist.

Fail, illegal entry attempt, alarms are buzzing the angel of death has been summoned, haul these poor buggers off!


The protruding finger (symbolizing the nail) is indeed over the seam of the cuff. Perhaps that's a gesture from the sister giving the token that she wants the male temple worker behind the veil to ____ her?

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"This is the name of the token: Health in the navel, marrow
in the bones, strength in the loins and in the sinews, power
in the PENIS :lol: be upon me and in your VAGINA :lol: through all
generations of time and throughout all eternity."

PS. I've gone through the entire thread and have made a lot of changes to include new pictures and captions. I trust Shades will approve/allow. Scroll down page 1 and you'll get the idea. Lot's of changes throughout the thread in order to further mock the CULT temple rituals which Smith stole from the Masons.

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Shulem wrote:
[i]PS. I've gone through the entire thread and have made a lot of changes to include new pictures and captions. I trust Shades will approve/allow.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:37 pm 
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Wow. Your edits and posts just on the first page are quite...disturbing.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:47 pm 
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Shulem wrote:

The protruding finger (symbolizing the nail) is indeed over the seam of the cuff. Perhaps that's a gesture from the sister giving the token that she wants the male temple worker behind the veil to ____ her?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 9:45 am 
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Oh, how utterly CREEPY! This deserves an honorable mention from the sisters in the temple.

Temple Endowment Law of Obedience prior to 1990 wrote:
ELOHIM: We will put the sisters under covenant to obey the law of Obedience to their husbands. Sisters, arise.

ELOHIM: Each of you bring your right arm to the square. You and each of you solemnly covenant and promise before God, angels, and these witnesses at this altar that you will each observe and keep the law of your husbands, and abide by his counsel in righteousness. Each of you bow your head and say "Yes."

SISTERS: Yes.

ELOHIM: That will do.


Sisters, you have been washed and anointed to become queens and priestesses to your husbands.

The sisters in the room will please veil their faces.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 12:43 pm 
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THE Mormon TEMPLE ENDOWMENT CEREMONY
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THE LAW OF CHASTITY ____

PETER: No one of you will have sexual
intercourse except with your husband to whom you are legally and
lawfully wedded.

PETER: Sisters please arise. Each of you bring
your right arm to the square. You and each of you covenant and promise
before God, angels, and these witnesses at this altar that you will
observe and keep the Law of Chastity, as it has been explained to you.
Each of you bow your head and say "yes."

SISTERS: Yes.

PETER: That will do.


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Mormonism in all its sacred secret glory

Hey, President :twisted: NelSatan: ____ you. Please, just die, and get in your ____ coffin.

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For Halloween, I'll place my left hand in cupping shape and raise my right arm to the square -- so ____ the Aaronic Priesthood!

I, Satan, solemnly covenant before God, angels and these witnesses, that I will never reveal the Second Token of the Aaronic Priesthood, with its accompanying name and sign.


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It's been a while since I looked at your work on the second token. Blowjob Jesus might be your best work yet.

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