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Author:  Shulem [ Sat Oct 28, 2017 1:59 pm ]
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Hallelujah!

The walking dead receive the temple nail through the veil and eat the flesh of Jesus and drink his blood. Stick the nail in you and drink the blood of Jesus! Suck the blood from his bleeding wrists and feet! We desire all to receive it. Slurp it up.

Rejoice in drinking Jesus' blood with the sure sign of the nail!

Just imagine this message written in blood, curdling, red, writing.

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The Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood -- The Bloody Grip with a Nail in your Wrist!

Author:  Mormonicious [ Sun Nov 19, 2017 2:31 pm ]
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Author:  Shulem [ Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:37 pm ]
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THE SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD

Get your token and bleed your wrist for the glory of Jesus.

Hallelujah, all is well!

Bow your head and say, "Yes".

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Author:  Dr. Shades [ Sun Jan 14, 2018 12:14 pm ]
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[MODERATOR NOTE: Shulem, you were doing so well for such a long time. But blatantly pornographic descriptions aren't allowed in the Telestial Forum, either.

Once more, please do not log into this site when you've been drinking.]

Author:  Shulem [ Sun Jan 14, 2018 5:51 pm ]
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Dr. Shades wrote:
[MODERATOR NOTE: Shulem, you were doing so well for such a long time. But blatantly pornographic descriptions aren't allowed in the Telestial Forum, either.

Once more, please do not log into this site when you've been drinking.]


I honestly don't recall drinking while last posting here in telestial. I thought I put that behind me.

Anyway, what I view as R-rated material seems a bit much for you. In my view, I haven't posted anything x-rated or pornographic in a long time so I'm at a loss.

It seems you have a problem with the way I describe Elohim coming down to copulate with Mary to make baby Jesus. Perhaps, in the future, when bringing this matter up it would be appropriate to simply quote Brigham Young. Then I won't be censored for posting pornographic stuff. Does that sound fair?

Author:  cwald [ Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:10 pm ]
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Once more, please do not log into this site when you've been drinking.

Well hell, what is the fun in that?

Author:  RockSlider [ Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:15 am ]
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This thread is a classic.

Author:  Shulem [ Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:36 pm ]
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RockSlider wrote:
This thread is a classic.


Yep, it's a classic. It certainly makes us think just how gross and bloody it is to think about nails piercing our hands and wrists while chanting bloody rites at the temple altar. The first token of the Melchizedek priesthood is all about piercing a nail into the palm of the hand, compliments of the temple worker all dressed in white -- everyone must get their hands stabbed by the priesthood nail.

Grab your partner by the ____ patriarchal grip or sure sign of the ____ Jesus nail and bleed them through the wrists. Holy mother ____, batman and batgirl.

O God hear the words of my mouth!

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Author:  Jesse Pinkman [ Fri Jan 19, 2018 7:29 pm ]
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cwald wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:
Once more, please do not log into this site when you've been drinking.

Well hell, what is the fun in that?

I hear ya! I'm drinking Pinot Noir tonight. What is everyone else drinking?

Author:  Shulem [ Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:16 pm ]
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President Russell M. Nelson
Name of the second token of the Aaronic Priesthood is: RUSSELL

1st Counseler Dallin H. Oaks
Name of the second token of the Aaronic Priesthood is: DALLIN

2nd Counseler Henry B. Eyring
Name of the second token of the Aaronic Priesthood is: HENRY

:lol: :lol: :lol:
____ you, Russell, Dallin, and Henry!

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Bastard apostles of Mormonism, bloody liars.

Author:  cwald [ Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:01 pm ]
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Shulem, when was the last time you went through the temple?

Author:  Shulem [ Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:21 pm ]
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cwald wrote:
Shulem, when was the last time you went through the temple?


Jesus Christ. I think it's been almost 9 or 10 years.

I left my bloody nail at the altar of the temple when I told the Holy Ghost to ____ off.

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____ you, Jehovah!

Author:  cwald [ Wed Jan 31, 2018 9:54 pm ]
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Shulem wrote:
cwald wrote:
Shulem, when was the last time you went through the temple?


Jesus Christ. I think it's been almost 9 or 10 years.

I left my bloody nail at the altar of the temple when I told the Holy Ghost to ____ off.


I hear you. I last went through the temple around 2002. I actually have a TR signed from 2007 which I got just at the request of the stake president to hold my EQP calling. Never used it. I'm embarrassed to admit I got married in the Logan Temple, while my Dad sat outside...couldn't get in because he was smoking cigarettes at the time. God I'm ashamed of that tidbit of my history.

I was fortunate, I guess, to have gone through the temple in 1989 before the church changed the ceremony and tried to bury some of these messy details down the memory hole. I have no doubt that members are already, and will increasingly deny these kind of tokens and penalties were ever part of the most sacred of sacred Mormon temple ceremonies.

But...it's not a cult.

Author:  Shulem [ Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:54 am ]
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cwald wrote:
I was fortunate, I guess, to have gone through the temple in 1989 before the church changed the ceremony and tried to bury some of these messy details down the memory hole. I have no doubt that members are already, and will increasingly deny these kind of tokens and penalties were ever part of the most sacred of sacred Mormon temple ceremonies.


Right, future temple patrons will never believe that temple penalties were actual rituals practiced at the altar whereby the newly initiated endowed person covenants to slit their own throats and slash their bowels open rather than reveal the secret names and tokens.

I remember slitting my throat thinking it gave God pleasure because he delights in the shedding of blood. Just more blood to sprinkle on his ____ temple altar.

Right, it's not a cult.

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Author:  cwald [ Thu Feb 01, 2018 8:01 pm ]
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Author:  cwald [ Thu Feb 01, 2018 8:09 pm ]
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Author:  Shulem [ Thu Feb 22, 2018 8:25 pm ]
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cwald wrote:
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It's the holy nail in the wrist, baby. Press the forefinger on the wrist and feel the power. Sisters, use your clitoris finger . . . .

The temple worker will now reach out his hand and give his finger.

Sisters, it feels good.

:lol:

Author:  Shulem [ Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:09 pm ]
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The First Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood or Sign of the Nail

We will now give unto you the First Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, or the Sign of the Nail, with its accompanying name and sign. This token is received by bringing the right hand into this position: the hand vertical, the fingers close together, and the thumb extended; and the person giving the token placing the tip of the forefinger of his right hand in the center of the palm, and the thumb opposite on the back of the hand of the one receiving it, in this manner.

The name of this token is: The Son of a ____.

Author:  RockSlider [ Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:28 pm ]
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How come the ring and middle finger don't twitch? I also have some questions on the clitous finger.

Author:  Shulem [ Fri Mar 09, 2018 7:33 pm ]
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RockSlider wrote:
How come the ring and middle finger don't twitch?


Probably because the bones, sinews, and nerves have been pierced and severed to the point that crazy Jesus was unable to give the finger (as in ____ you) to the Romans who crucified him. In the meantime, Elohim was on his throne laughing his ass off.

Hey, ____ you, Jesus. Take your temple token and shove it, you ____ cocksucker.

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Author:  Shulem [ Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:14 am ]
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Deuteronomy 25:11-12 King James Version

11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:

12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.

The God of the bible loves to:

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