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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:26 pm 
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The Jesus of the bible tells his followers to eat his body and drink his blood. That's cannibalistic as can possibly be. There is no beauty in this symbolism at all. It's ugly and disgusting doctrine. There just is no way to sugar coat something so horrific as eating human flesh to get your sins forgiven. The god of the bible is nothing but a f*****g monster. And Mormons follow their monster all the way into hell to eat his flesh and drink his blood. They would probably drink his piss too if he asked them to.

obviously you know little about the bible or what Jesus actually taught about communion.
But hey, with your great attitude and eloquence it is amazing that more people don't take your advice.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:06 pm 
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subgenius wrote:
obviously you know little about the bible or what Jesus actually taught about communion.
But hey, with your great attitude and eloquence it is amazing that more people don't take your advice.


Shut the ____ up, subgenius, you ____ cocksucker! You drink Jesus blood, eat his flesh, and drink his pee pee.

You ____ worthless cocksucker!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:25 pm 
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Paul,

If you would tone down the language a little, they might let you back into terrestial.

I know the church is a total mind F**K, but dude, you need to get past all the bitterness.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:30 pm 
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Paul,

If you would tone down the language a little, they might let you back into terrestial.

I know the church is a total mind F**K, but dude, you need to get past all the bitterness.


Right.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 9:01 pm 
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Mormon temple secrets.

The're not sacred, they're evil blood letting cult rituals.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:32 pm 
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Rather than do so, I would suffer my life to be taken!

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 6:12 pm 
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Cult Mormon members are obsessed with nailing the wrist. It helps them think of blood.

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God wanted his Son to suffer -- forget killing animals, it's time to kill an actual human being.

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I loved my Son so much I killed him.

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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 5:14 pm 
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It's the sure sign of the nail!

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"This is the name of the token: Health in the navel, marrow in the bones, strength in the loins and in the sinews, power in the PENIS be upon me and in your VAGINA through all generations of time and throughout all eternity."

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PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 5:19 pm 
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Name of the second token of the Aaronic priesthood

Names of the second token of the Aaronic priesthood shall be recorded by Google-god for all the world to witness:

THOMAS - Thomas S. Monson
HENRY - Henry B. Eyring
DIETER - Dieter F. Uchtdorf
BOYD - Boyd K. Packer
LESLIE - L. Tom Perry
RUSSELL - Russell M. Nelson (piece of ____ ____)
DALLIN - Dallin H. Oaks
MELVIN - M. Russell Ballard
RICHARD - Richard G. Scott
ROBERT - Robert D. Hales
JEFFREY - Jeffrey R. Holland
DAVID - David A. Bednar
QUENTIN - Quentin L. Cook
DAVID - D. Todd Christofferson
NEIL - Neil L. Andersen

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PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 7:52 pm 
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Blood to slurp up and drink. Just put your mouth to the wrist and suck away! Drink the blood from Jesus' bleeding wrist and get salvation to your soul.

Vampirism . . . . The nail in a sure place. Drinking Jesus' blood to the glory of bible God.

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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2015 11:44 am 
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Yummy yum yum! Look at this delicious Jesus blood for all cult Christians and Mormons to slurp up and drink. Just put your mouth to the wrist and suck away! Drink the blood from Jesus' bleeding wrist and get salvation to your soul. Yummy yummy Jesus blood! Slurp and gulp.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Vampires

The holy temple nail in a sure place. Drinking Jesus blood to the glory of the bible God all in the name of murder. Let us murder Jesus and drink his blood and eat his flesh, and drink his piss. It feels so good to eat god's holy flesh.

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PS. Look at the dirt under Jesus' f*****g finger nails. That dirty bastard didn't know how to take a proper bath. Christians will need to lick the dirt under his nails and drink his blood. And I've said nothing about his anus. That's no doubt reserved for those who receive their second anointing and feast on the holy hole of holies.



Dude, this is messed up.


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sunstoned wrote:


Dude, this is messed up.


Indeed it is. In more ways than one!

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Eat the flesh of Jesus Christ and drink his blood. Drink his piss too.

Jesus wants you to eat him.

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Shulem reigns supreme down here.


Now is the great day of my power. I reign from the rivers to the ends of the earth. There is none who dares to molest or make afraid.

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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2015 7:26 pm 
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LESLIE - L. Tom Perry


Rot in your coffin -- ____ you, Perry! You lied to everyone about being a prophet, seer, and revelator. You never saw Jesus. You worked no miracle. You had no special power. May the worms eat you and your memory turn to ____. You too, Packer, you ____ asshole!

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This is a nice pic. Our inspired leadership in action. I am so glad that God is running the show.


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Rot in your coffin you f*****g bastard. You were a lying sack of Mormon s*** and lied to everyone about you being a prophet, seer, and revelator. You never saw Jesus. You worked no miracle. You had no special power. Stay dead and don't get out of your coffin you f****r -- and may the worms eat you and your memory turn to s***.

And for those who this this post is rude or immoral -- f*** YOU, DROP DEAD, AND EAT Mormon s***.

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It is too bad that Boyd K. Packer is out to lunch. I would have loved to see him in the commanders chair for a few years. His management style would have set the church back 50 years.


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Step right up you Mormon Christian wannabes and get your sure sign of the ____ nail and receive it at the veil.

:lol: the Jesus nail

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You cannot get to the highest heaven and live with Brother Jesus, Father Elohim, the Ghost of Holiness, and Heavenly Mother(s), unless you receive the sacred token of the nail in your wrist. You must go to the Mormon temple and present your pretend nail at the veil. Otherwise, you are damned and will be assigned to a lower degree of heavenly glory and will be an angel only and can't become a god.

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