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 Post subject: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 2:58 pm 
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This token is given by clasping the right hands, interlocking the little fingers, and placing the tip of the forefinger upon the center of the wrist.

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Swear an oath and slit your throat according to the temple endowment penalty. Join in a covenant with Joseph Smith in taking women into your bosom to become wives, even take 14 year old girls and other men's wives as Joseph Smith did. Swear by your throat that you will keep the secret and never reveal the secrets lest ye die.

Pay Lay Ale! O God hear the words of Joe's mouth! (Repeated 3 times)

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We thank thee O God for a profit . . . . and for a 14 year old girl to ____ . . . . poor Emma has to share the bed

____ you, Joseph Smith!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:04 am 
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Blow on the inflatable Jesus doll and give it the nail in the sure place. Take it by the hand and give it the secret patriarchal handshake of the second token of the Melchizedek priesthood the sure sign of the ____ nail.

Give Jesus a poke and pop his ass!


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Pop goes the weasel!

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"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:06 pm 
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Mormon youth covenant to use masturbation palms for unclean acts and to never tell the bishop when and how often they masturbate. Keep it a dirty secret.

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Get off.

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Kiss passionately and fornicate, lie on top of your boyfriend or girlfriend, and touch the private and parts and get off. Tell your bishop to ____ off.

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Arouses your sexual feelings. Enjoy yourself.

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Arouse sexual emotions in your own body.

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Homosexual and lesbian behavior is beautiful, baby. Go for it!

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Never pay tithing and feel free to drink a beer and laugh! Life is beautiful, baby. Excommunication from the church leads to total freedom.

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"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 1:49 pm 
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Mormonism drives nails through Christ's wrists and make him suffer in agony. They rejoice in Abraham slaying Isaac upon the bloody altar -- slitting the boy's throat to the glory of Jehovah and his murderous angels.

Mormons cut the flesh open with cult temple signs to remind them of Jesus' bloodletting rituals. Tear the flesh, blood dripping, and sucking the blood from the veins of Jesus's squirting blood!

Slurp! Drink Jesus blood.


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"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 5:49 pm 
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Jew Jehovah drinks blood and loves to murder

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Jehovah is a jealous God. He is full of anger and loves to murder men, women, and children.

He is the monster under the bed.

He will kill anyone who disagrees with him.

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"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:45 pm 
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Crazy Jesus hanging on for dear life. His own nutty Father put him to death.

Christians think to drink his blood and eat his flesh to rid themselves of guilt. How ____ stupid is that?

Christian are ____ nuts!

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Nightlion confessed:

"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:12 am 
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Yeah, that's poor Jesus hanging on to his cross for dear life. That sorry bastard.

Would you like to drink his blood and eat the flesh off his body?

Have at it!


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Hey Shulem, good to see you around. You are about the only person posting "on topic" stuff lately.


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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:17 pm 
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Spanner wrote:

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Hey Shulem, good to see you around. You are about the only person posting "on topic" stuff lately.


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Mormons love to stick Jesus with nails and poke themselves in the wrists during their temple rituals. Mormons are obsessed with nailing Jesus to themselves and making bloody oaths. They used to slit their throats and chests at the temple altar rather than reveal the cult secrets. But the church finally did away with the penalties in 1990 because too many members complained about the cult practice of self mutilation and suicidal rituals.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penalty_(Mormonism)
Penalty (Mormonism)

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"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:39 pm 
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We will now give unto you the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, the Patriarchal Grip, or the Sure Sign of the ____ Nail.

We desire all to receive it.

If any of you have not received this token, You will please raise your hand.


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Nightlion confessed:

"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:49 pm 
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The nail tattoo in the wrist, is the Sure Sign of the Nail, or the Nail in the Sure Place.

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"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:54 pm 
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Ladies, you will be under the same sacred obligation of secrecy in connection with this token and sign as you are with the other tokens and signs of the Holy Priesthood which you have received in the temple this day.

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"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:18 pm 
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The original Mormon temple cult rituals were horrific and graphic representations of blood oath penalties created by Joseph Smith

"We agree that our throats be cut from ear to ear and our tongues torn out by their roots. As the last words are spoken the right hand is drawn swiftly across the throat and the hands dropped from the square to the sides."

"We agree to have our breasts cut open and our hearts and vitals torn from our bodies and given to the birds of the air and the beasts of the field. The Sign is made by placing the left arm on the square at the level of the shoulder, placing the right hand across the chest with the thumb extended and then drawing it rapidly from left to right and dropping it to the side."

"We agree that our bodies be cut asunder in the midst and all our bowels gush out. As the last words are spoken the hands are dropped till the thumbs are in the center of the stomach and drawn swiftly across the stomach to the hips, and then dropped to the sides."

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Exposing Mormon temple secrets.

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Nightlion confessed:

"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:50 pm 
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Suck the blood of Jesus. Pierce the nail into your wrist so the blood may flow.

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"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 4:19 pm 
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Lucifer says: "Glorious, take the sure sign of the nail and crucify him again!"

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"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 4:23 pm 
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BORN AGAIN! Alien Jesus

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 7:15 pm 
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"O God, the Eternal Father, we ask thee in the name of thy Son, Jesus H. Christ, to bless and sanctify this BLOOD to the souls of all those who drink of it, that they may do it in remembrance of the temple nail, which was pounded in for them . . . . "

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"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 7:24 pm 
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Pound nails into Jesus' limbs. Drink his blood and eat his flesh at the veil of the temple. Reach your hand through the hole and present the nail through the veil.

It's the Second Token of the Melchizedek priesthood.


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"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:14 pm 
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President & little man, Spencer Whore Kimball, choking his chicken with his rosy palm.

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Nightlion confessed:

"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:34 pm 
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"I bear testimony that revelation came to me while choking my chicken in a most fervent manner"

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"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:53 pm 
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"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:34 pm 
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