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 Post subject: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 2:58 pm 
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This token is given by:

Clasping the right hands, interlocking the little fingers, and placing the tip of the forefinger upon the center of the wrist.


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Swear an oath and slit your throat according to the temple endowment penalty. Join in a covenant with Joseph Smith in taking women into your bosom including 14 year old girls and other men's wives, as Joseph Smith did. Swear by your throat that you will keep temple secrets sacred and never reveal them lest ye die.

Pay Lay Ale!

O God, hear the words of Holy Horny Joe's mouth!


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We thank thee, O God, for a Profit $$$ . . . . Horny Holy Joe ____ a 14 year old girl . . . . Emma shares his polygamous bed

Joseph Smith ____ women and girls!

The prophet pervert

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:04 am 
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Blow inflatable Jesus and poke the nail in the sure place. Take him by the right hand and give him the patriarchal handshake of the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, the sure sign of the ____ Jesus nail.

Give Jesus a temple token poke!


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Pop goes the weasel!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:06 pm 
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LDS youth covenant using their masturbation palms to commit unclean and impure acts -- violate the law of chastity. They swear to never tell the bishop when and how often they masturbate but to keep it a dirty secret.

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Kiss passionately and fornicate, lie on top of your lover and stroke and orally lick and get off.

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Arouse your sexual feelings and pleasures. Enjoy yourself.

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Arouse the sexual emotions of your body.

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Homosexual and lesbian behavior is wonderful, baby. Go for it!

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Never, ever, pay tithing! Drink a beer or glass of wine and laugh! Life is beautiful, baby. Excommunication is total freedom.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 1:49 pm 
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Mormons love to drive nails through Christ's wrists and glory in his agony. They delight that Abraham opted to slay his son Isaac upon an altar as a cultish test of faith -- Abraham slitting the boy's throat to the glory of a murderous bible god, Jehovah, a killer.

Mormons rip open their own flesh using cult temple penalties. They slice flesh with a pretend razor, blood spurting out, and sacrifice their own lives at the temple altar. They pretend to drink the blood of Jesus in a little plastic sacrament cup! Slurp up the blood!


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Stupid, ____, Mormons.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 5:49 pm 
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Bible god JEHOVAH drinks blood and delights in murder

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JEHOVAH, a jealous god, ever angry -- murders men, women, and children.


Bible blood sacrifices and signs of a cult priesthood

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Bloody Jesus, hanging on for dear life. His own nutty Father put him to death.

Christians think to drink his blood and eat his flesh to rid themselves of guilt. How ____ stupid is that?

Christian ____ nuts!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:12 am 
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Yeah, that's poor Jesus hanging on to his cross for dear life. That sorry bastard.

Would you like to drink his blood and eat the flesh off his body?

Have at it!


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Hey Shulem, good to see you around. You are about the only person posting "on topic" stuff lately.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:17 pm 
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Spanner wrote:

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Hey Shulem, good to see you around. You are about the only person posting "on topic" stuff lately.


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Temple Mormons pierce themselves with nails in their wrists during cult rituals. Mormon temple goers are obsessed with nailing Jesus to themselves and making secret bloody oaths they claim are sacred. The old temple penalties required them to slit their throats and chests at the altar rather than reveal cult secrets. The church finally did away with the penalties in 1990 because too many members complained that performing barbaric cult practices of self mutilation and suicidal rituals were demeaning.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penalty_(Mormonism)
Penalty (Mormonism)

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:39 pm 
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We will now give unto you the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, the Patriarchal Grip, or the Sure Sign of the ____ Nail.

We desire all to receive it.

If any of you have not received this token, You will please raise your hand.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:49 pm 
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The nail tattoo in the wrist, is the Sure Sign of the Nail, or the Nail in the Sure Place.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:54 pm 
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Ladies, you will be under the same sacred obligation of secrecy in connection with this token and sign as you are with the other tokens and signs of the Holy Priesthood which you have received in the temple this day.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:18 pm 
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The original Mormon temple cult rituals were horrific and graphic representations of blood oath penalties created by Joseph Smith

"We agree that our throats be cut from ear to ear and our tongues torn out by their roots. As the last words are spoken the right hand is drawn swiftly across the throat and the hands dropped from the square to the sides."

"We agree to have our breasts cut open and our hearts and vitals torn from our bodies and given to the birds of the air and the beasts of the field. The Sign is made by placing the left arm on the square at the level of the shoulder, placing the right hand across the chest with the thumb extended and then drawing it rapidly from left to right and dropping it to the side."

"We agree that our bodies be cut asunder in the midst and all our bowels gush out. As the last words are spoken the hands are dropped till the thumbs are in the center of the stomach and drawn swiftly across the stomach to the hips, and then dropped to the sides."

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Exposing Mormon temple secrets.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:50 pm 
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Suck the blood of Jesus. Pierce the nail into your wrist so the blood may flow.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 4:19 pm 
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Glorious, crucify him again!

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 4:23 pm 
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I'm born again with Jesus blood! Give me my tokens and signs!

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 7:15 pm 
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The nail in the sure place or a gun to the head?

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"O God, the Eternal Father, we ask thee in the name of thy Son, Jesus H. Christ, to bless and sanctify this BLOOD to the souls of all those who drink of it, that they may do it in remembrance of the NAIL . . . . "

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 7:24 pm 
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The Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood

Pierce a nail into the wrist of Jesus. Drink his blood and eat his flesh at the veil of the Mormon temple. Reach hither your hand through the hole in the veil. Swear an oath to cut your own throat rather than reveal temple secrets.

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Health in the navel, marrow in the bones, strength in the loins and in the sinews, power in Satan be upon me, and upon my posterity through all generations of time, and throughout all eternity.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:14 pm 
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The law of chastity, a pleasurable grip of the hand!

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Don't beat your meat!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:34 pm 
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I bear my testimonkey that revelation came to me while choking my chicken in a most fervent manner

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