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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2018 7:57 pm 
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Jesse Pinkman wrote:
I hear ya! I'm drinking Pinot Noir tonight. What is everyone else drinking?


Drink Jesus blood that oozes from the wound of the nail in the sure place.

CHANT: "Pay, Lay, Ale" -- Hear the words of my ____ mouth while I drink your blood!

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Drink his blood.

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 7:06 pm 
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O God hear the words of my mouth!

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O God hear the words of my mouth!

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O God hear the words of my mouth!

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Drop dead, Russell M. Nelson, you mother ____ [deleted]!

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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 11:13 am 
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this might be the answer to your question?

https://weirdalma.bandcamp.com/track/revelation


https://weirdalma.bandcamp.com/track/yo ... h-this-cob

"All you people outside
You feel outrage but you can't feel the pride
That we feel when we are in here
Rakin' in a hundred thirty K a year
So wave your signs in the air
And tell us all about how we just don't care
for the children and their safety
But we back up a leader in the MTC
Who missionaries say that he molested
(with bullhorn) Don't touch the building or you'll be arrested"

"You can't touch this
Can't touch this building, or yourselves
But if you touch a missionary in the basement of the MTC,
we'll still plug your books "

STOP RIGHT THERE Paul .. don't touch that!

Honor TapirDan instead...
https://weirdalma.bandcamp.com/track/tapirback-rider

https://weirdalma.bandcamp.com/track/no ... l-egyptian

STOP IT PAUL:

https://weirdalma.bandcamp.com/track/dont-beat-it-2


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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 5:40 pm 
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RockSlider wrote:

Don't Beat It

We will now give unto you the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, the Patriarchal Grip, or Sure Sign of the Nail, with its accompanying sign. Each of you make the sign of the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, the Patriarchal Grip, or Sure Sign of the Nail, by raising both hands high above the head, and while lowering the hands repeating three times the words:

Beat it. Beat it. Beat it.

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____ you, Jehovah, and your [deleted] Mary!

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 11:57 am 
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Give me Masonic tokens, signs, and Penalties (Wikipedia) at the temple veil. Slit my throat and cut open my bowels if I reveal Joseph's Masonic temple secrets. I'm a 14 year old girl. I'm old enough for Smith to have me now.

Take me, Joseph, into your polygamous cult and make me have your baby.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:43 pm 
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I bear my testimonkey that revelation came to me while choking my chicken in a most fervent manner

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IMO SWK was repressed sexuality.


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sunstoned wrote:
Shulem wrote:
I bear my testimonkey that revelation came to me while choking my chicken in a most fervent manner

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IMO SWK was repressed sexuality.


The Lord Expects Masturbation
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I masturbate in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

Oh Lord, I went down on Camilla and she screamed.

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