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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 12:59 pm 
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Happy Hallelujah Halloween!

The Mormon walking dead receive the temple (haunted house) nail through the veil and eat the flesh of Christ and drink his blood. Stick the unholy nail in you and drink the blood of Jesus! Suck the blood from his bleeding wrists! We desire all to receive it.

Rejoice in drinking Jesus' blood with the sure sign of the nail!


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Foolish zerinus said:

"Say what you like. The figure which Joseph Smith identifies as the 'slave' is not an image of Anubis, nor is it functioning as Anubis in the image that is displayed."


Nightlion confessed:

"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . . Facsimiles................lies"


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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:31 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:37 pm 
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SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD

Get your token and bleed your wrist for the glory of Jesus. His Father [deleted]!

Hallelujah, all is well! All is well!

Bow your head and say, "Yes".


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Foolish zerinus said:

"Say what you like. The figure which Joseph Smith identifies as the 'slave' is not an image of Anubis, nor is it functioning as Anubis in the image that is displayed."


Nightlion confessed:

"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . . Facsimiles................lies"


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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:14 am 
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[MODERATOR NOTE: Shulem, you were doing so well for such a long time. But blatantly pornographic descriptions aren't allowed in the Telestial Forum, either.

Once more, please do not log into this site when you've been drinking.]

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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 4:51 pm 
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Dr. Shades wrote:
[MODERATOR NOTE: Shulem, you were doing so well for such a long time. But blatantly pornographic descriptions aren't allowed in the Telestial Forum, either.

Once more, please do not log into this site when you've been drinking.]


I honestly don't recall drinking while last posting here in telestial. I thought I put that behind me.

Anyway, what I view as R-rated material seems a bit much for you. In my view, I haven't posted anything x-rated or pornographic in a long time so I'm at a loss.

It seems you have a problem with the way I describe Elohim coming down to copulate with Mary to make baby Jesus. Perhaps, in the future, when bringing this matter up it would be appropriate to simply quote Brigham Young. Then I won't be censored for posting pornographic stuff. Does that sound fair?

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Foolish zerinus said:

"Say what you like. The figure which Joseph Smith identifies as the 'slave' is not an image of Anubis, nor is it functioning as Anubis in the image that is displayed."


Nightlion confessed:

"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . . Facsimiles................lies"


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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:10 pm 
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Once more, please do not log into this site when you've been drinking.

Well hell, what is the fun in that?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:15 pm 
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This thread is a classic.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:36 pm 
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RockSlider wrote:
This thread is a classic.


Yep, it's a classic. It certainly makes us think just how gross and bloody it is to think about nails piercing our hands and wrists while chanting bloody rites at the temple altar. The first token of the Melchizedek priesthood is all about piercing a nail into the palm of the hand, compliments of the temple worker all dressed in white -- everyone must get their hands stabbed by the priesthood nail.

Grab your partner by the ____ patriarchal grip or sure sign of the ____ Jesus nail and bleed them through the wrists. Holy mother ____, batman and batgirl.

O God hear the words of my mouth!


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Foolish zerinus said:

"Say what you like. The figure which Joseph Smith identifies as the 'slave' is not an image of Anubis, nor is it functioning as Anubis in the image that is displayed."


Nightlion confessed:

"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . . Facsimiles................lies"


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