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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:59 pm 
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One more thing: Since the hand has a different grip than the vagina, a guy who masturbates may find it difficult to achieve climax when inside the woman.

It also causes hair to grow on the palms and has been known to cause blindness.

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I've never had the delusion that I could control my wife's thoughts.


No one can control anyone's thoughts. And that is not the issue. Now of course, when a man is pleasing himself to playboy or penthouse or something else, he is actually no longer just thinking but doing. And here is where the problem comes into the picture if he is discovered without the consulting the wife first.

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why me wrote:
One more thing: Since the hand has a different grip than the vagina, a guy who masturbates may find it difficult to achieve climax when inside the woman.

It also causes hair to grow on the palms and has been known to cause blindness.


This is not just my opinion. It is a fact depending on the frequency of masturbation.

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why me wrote:
Hades wrote:
I've never had the delusion that I could control my wife's thoughts.


No one can control anyone's thoughts. And that is not the issue. Now of course, when a man is pleasing himself to playboy or penthouse or something else, he is actually no longer just thinking but doing. And here is where the problem comes into the picture if he is discovered without the consulting the wife first.


I do have a problem with people masturbating to porn because the porn becomes the sex life for the man. He reaches a point where he would rather have sex with his porn than his wife and that hurts and marriage for sure.


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But if that happened I suspect the problem might be on my side.


Self blame? That would be like a woman blaming herself for her husband's cheating. Not good. Statements like yours are usually said without thinking. And that is okay. It is a message board.

If she lost interest in me sexually it could be my fault --no?
I'm not worried in the least.

You seem to have ignored my main point: I would love it if my wife masturbated (more?) and had occasional sexual fantasies that didn't involve me.
Complete lack of such is supsicious and suggests a defective libido. Not good.

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Thank you for moving this thread.

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Thank you for moving this thread.

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I knew sin was at the heart of your decision to leave the church.

Yeah, all those years of Zeezrom's life, sinning but not wanting to leave until Dec 2009. The coincidence is being honest with his wife and leaving the Church, not the desire to 'sin'--he'd been doing that for years.


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why me wrote:
So, your wife would not mind you having a masturbation fantasy of the brunette you saw on the street? And you wouldn't mind her having a masturbation fantasy about the sexy waiter that waited on you both?

I've never had the delusion that I could control my wife's thoughts.

Why would anyone want to control their spouse's thoughts?


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I've never had the delusion that I could control my wife's thoughts.

Why would anyone want to control their spouse's thoughts?

whyme seems to be all into what people think, as if it's possible to control peoples thoughts. Come to think of it, the Mormon Church is all about that too.

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One more thing: Since the hand has a different grip than the vagina, a guy who masturbates may find it difficult to achieve climax when inside the woman.

This is not just my opinion. It is a fact depending on the frequency of masturbation.

It hasn't been a problem in my experience.
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I do have a problem with people masturbating to porn because the porn becomes the sex life for the man. He reaches a point where he would rather have sex with his porn than his wife and that hurts and marriage for sure.

It hasn't been a problem in my experience.

Indoctrinated prudes.

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Thank you for moving this thread.

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You're welcome, Zee. :-)


And of course, you do realize what you just did? You moved a masturbation thread to the telestial kingdom even though there are no swear words here and everyone has been using the correct term for the act. So why move the thread to a lower kingdom? Suddenly shades' board seems to think that such conversations need to be in a lesser kingdom. Strange.

Kinda creepy since all here claim that masturbation is normal and not a sin but any discussion of it needs to be in a lower kingdom. Now who made it just a little more sinful?

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Dr. Shades,

Can you please delete this thread?

No.

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Dr. Shades wrote:
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Dr. Shades,

Can you please delete this thread?

No.


Why was it put into the telestial forum? I see nothing telestial about it. Should all masturbation threads be put into the telestial forum?

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Why was it put into the telestial forum? I see nothing telestial about it. Should all masturbation threads be put into the telestial forum?

You do not have the right view of the Telestial Forum. Mature conversations can exist here. When conversations are of a more blatant sexual nature, this is the forum they belong in.

The thread did not start out that way. Your comments moved the thread in that direction.


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Some people (why me) are too well versed in all of this.

That is true. But you don't need a shower. Just read and learn.

Trust me, you are the last person in the world to learn anything from, unless it is "creepy".


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whyme seems to be all into what people think, as if it's possible to control peoples thoughts. Come to think of it, the Mormon Church is all about that too.


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Dr. Shades,

Can you please delete this thread?

No.

Ok.

I wish people would not quote whyme. I'm happier not seeing anything from that guy.

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Hades wrote:
It hasn't been a problem in my experience.

Indoctrinated prudes.


Good for you. I didn't mean to fit everyone into a box and suggest everyone has the same experience. People react differently to porn. My opinion on the subject does not come from the church but other sources. It's a common but not universal problem.


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liz3564 wrote:
You do not have the right view of the Telestial Forum. Mature conversations can exist here. When conversations are of a more blatant sexual nature, this is the forum they belong in.

The thread did not start out that way. Your comments moved the thread in that direction.


I had this strange idea that masturbation requires something of a sexual nature. Maybe I am wrong about this. Unless of course we are doing a bill clinton when it comes to just what is sex. So, liz when is a discussion of masturbation not blatant? It seems that all masturbation threads need to be removed to the telestial.

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