L-d$,inc & ProFootball Washington LAMANITES

[_SuperDell]

You heard it here first. L-d$,inc is going to take some Tithing money and buy the National Football League Washington Redskins team
They will rename them the Washington Lamanites. We know the name is from God and his prophets so won't be offensive. Those who claim offense will have the Holy Ghost soften their heart and mind and Missionary Visits will set them straight and get them ready for Baptism.
Many BYU RM football players will get a chance to try out for the team and this will be marketed by Missionaries - big time.

Brother Andy Reid will be called personally by The Lord's Servant, the prophet - EVEN Russel M Nelson to be head coach. The whole staff will be LDS.(or whatever other branding name they come up with for this)

The new LOGO will be the Desert Rose - as in "lamanites to blossom as the Rose" - another missionary teaching tool.

Such inspiration and finally a product L-d$,inc can work with as a missionary opportunity as they declare the Stadium a House of Worship and get it exempt from property taxes.

Inspiration is where you find it - and probably more common than a good Wide Receiver.