Radio Free Mormon Strikes Again: My Corona

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Radio Free Mormon strikes again!

"Tonight we deal with the amazing way prophets foretold the Corona Virus. Radio Free Mormon does his part to relieve the boredom of those sheltering at home by upping his output of scintillating podcasts."

https://radiofreemormon.org/2020/03/radio-free-mormon-131-my-corona/

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Please note that swear words have been edited out of the podcast to make it family friendly.

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I'm listening to a new podcast:

Radio Free Mormon: 132: General Conference McNuggets

[_Dr. Shades]

Nice! (also a test)

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Radio Free Mormon has released another podcast about last General Conference entitled:

"Radio Free Mormon: 133: General Conference McNuggets Part 2"

It's time to tune in and get your dose of Mormonmedia and learn more about just how fake the leaders of the Mormon church really are as they pretend to be prophets leading a band of mutated Christians known as the Mormons.

The pathetic Mormons continue to spread the disease propagated by child molester and womanizer named Joseph Smith. The name Joseph Smith will ever be associated with polygamy, lies, and false claims. The name of Joseph Smith will ever be remembered for having been with 14 year old girls and taking advantage of young women and threatening those who oppose his sexual advances with damnation and loss of eternal blessings.

Joseph Smith was a RAT! He was a damned skunk of a man. He was a liar! He was a false translator.

THERE IS NO KING'S NAME IN THE HIEROGLYPHIC WRITING CONTAINED IN THE REGISTER OF FACSIMILE NO. 3!

It was a lie! The Explanations of the Facsimiles and the story of Abraham as contained in the Book of Abraham were made up by Joseph Smith and are utterly false. Same for the Book of Mormon. It is a book of garbage. It is a complete deception. Those who fall for it are subject to handing their lives over to the CULT and pledging their obedience to the General Authorities of the said cult which is an abomination, a religious virus on planet earth, an organization created strictly to control the minds of its followers and infect the human race with false ideas based on history and prophecies that have and never will happen.

Brethren and sisters, put on your masks.

Amen.

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Joseph Smith had sex with 14 Year Olds

Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Carona
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it coming off o' the line, Carona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Carona
Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my eyes, Carona
Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me
Running down the length of my thigh, Carona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Carona
M-m-m-my Carona
When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
Is it just a matter of time, Carona?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind, Carona?
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Carona
M-m-m-my Carona
M-m-m-my Carona
M-m-m-my Carona
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Carona
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Carona
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Carona