Plural Marriage in Kirtland and Nauvoo

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Re: Plural Marriage in Kirtland and Nauvoo

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SPG wrote:Joseph publicly denounced polygamy days before he was killed by people he thought should have protected him.


Joseph Smith lied. It's documented, a matter of historical proof.

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Liar!
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moksha wrote:I think Brigham was trying to cement his claim of being the right heir in the Church leadership succession. The true prize for Joseph in that regard was Emma, but obviously, Zina possessed some talent which should not be mentioned in polite company.


Makes one wonder how many women he made cry.

Brigham Young was a pig.

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Shulem wrote:Makes one wonder how many women he made cry.

Brigham Young was a pig.


Brigham Young was a piece of _______.

The underlined word starts with an "s" and ends with a "t".

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After receiving getting horny a revelation commanding him to practice plural marriage having an overwhelming desire to screw women, Joseph Smith married multiple wives grabbed as many women as he could and introduced the practice to close associates. This principle was among the most challenging sexual aspects of the Restoration—for Joseph personally and for other Church members. Plural marriage Grabbing women by the _____ tested faith and provoked controversy and opposition.

Plural marriage Grabbing women by the _____ was introduced among the early Saints incrementally, and participants were asked to keep their actions confidential secret. They did not discuss their experiences publicly or in writing until after the Latter-day Saints had moved to Utah and Church leaders had publicly acknowledged the practice.

In Joseph Smith’s time, monogamy was the only legal form of marriage in the United States. Joseph knew the practice of plural marriage spreading his seed around would stir up public ire. After receiving getting the commandment urge, he taught a few associates about it, but he did not spread this teaching widely make it public in the 1830s.

Joseph Smith acted on the angel’s first command his sexual desires by marrying a plural wife, Fanny Alger grabbing Fanny Algar by the _____, in Kirtland, Ohio, in the mid-1830s. Several Latter-day Saints who had lived in Kirtland reported decades later that Joseph Smith had married taken advantage of Alger, who lived and worked in the Smith household, after he had obtained her consent and that of her parents.

Joseph married had sex with many additional wives and authorized other Latter-day Saints to practice plural marriage. The practice spread slowly at first. By June 1844, when Joseph died, approximately 29 men and 50 women had entered into plural marriage, in addition to Joseph and his wives concubines.

Sealings for time and eternity included commitments and relationships during this life, generally including the possibility of to include having lots of sex. Eternity-only sealings indicated relationships in the next life alone or whenever it's convenient for Joseph.

Evidence indicates that Joseph Smith participated in both types of sealings had lots of sex with many women.

The youngest was Helen Mar Kimball, daughter of Joseph’s close friends Heber C. and Vilate Murray Kimball, who was sealed screwed to by Joseph several months before her 15th birthday when she was a 14 year old babe but Joseph was determined to get his rocks off and make a woman of her.
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Pimp Joseph

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The revelation pimp's rule on marriage required that a wife give her consent before her husband could enter into plural marriage screw another woman. Nevertheless, toward the end of the revelation rule, the Lord pimp said that if the first wife “receive not this law rule”—the command desire to practice plural marriage screw women—the husband would be “exempt from the law of Sarah not pimping,” presumably the requirement that the husband gain the consent of the first wife before marrying screwing additional women. After Emma opposed plural marriage, Joseph was placed in an agonizing dilemma, forced to choose between the will of God screwing or not screwing and the will of his beloved Emma. He may have thought Emma’s rejection of plural marriage exempted him from the law of Sarah pimp's rulebook. Her decision to “receive not this law rule” permitted him to marry screw additional wives women without her consent. Because of Joseph’s early death and Emma’s decision to remain in Nauvoo and not discuss plural marriage dirty affairs after the Church moved west, many aspects of their story remain known only to the two of them.

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Lemmie, Lemmie, darling -- where art thou? The Lord has called you to the work. The angel of the Lord requires you to answer at my hands and accept the calling to become one of my wives and be sealed up in celestial glory with me.

Come, Lemmie. Kneel before me. You know what to do.


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