General Conference rumors

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_Nightlion
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Re: General Conference rumors

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Everybody Wang Chung wrote:I predict that for the first time, a racially diverse Tabernacle Choir will perform in an effort to show the world that we've moved beyond race. Just kidding, it's going to look just like this:


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This choir pic is hilarious!

Two guys have their mouths shut.
A half a dozen open their mouths too wide as if singing an old opera.
One guy at the bottom I think is unsure about the words.
There is only one who is younger than forty-something. Which doth not bode well.

I can tell you what will NOT get said.

1. None of the GAs are even true saints let alone apostles or true prophets.
2. Admitting that they have allowed the damnation of the entire church by administering the sacrament and temple rites to those whom the Lord forbid. And further that they did so to enhance the wealth and power of the 'church' and to hide GA hypocrisy that they might continue to be glorified in the eyes of the people and each wait their chance for ALL THE PEOPLE TO RISE UP when they enter the room.
3. Announce that a call will go out to find true saints and if possible a true apostle to perhaps assist the Church to cleanse itself and prepare for Zion.
4. List the diabolical shenanigans of Gordon B. Hinckley, and Lorenzo Snow.
5. Smite upon their breasts and be abased before THE APOCALROCK's condemnation and fulfillment of Bible Prophecy about our day.
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_Dr Exiled
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Re: General Conference rumors

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Three possible themes (I like the middle one best but I could be persuaded otherwise)

1. OBEDIENCE = FREEDOM

2. Image

3. Yea, the zombie apocalypse is upon us

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_Lemmie
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Re: General Conference rumors

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Dr. Shades wrote:
Everybody Wang Chung wrote:Watch for Elder Holland proclaiming that his prophecy of 100,000 missionaries by 2019 has been fulfilled.

It has been fulfilled. When he said 100,000 missionaries by 2019, he didn’t mean they’d all be serving at the same time.

:lol: what are the odds smac over on the other board will eventually propose that in all seriousness? You're giving the mopologists ideas, Shades.
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Re: General Conference rumors

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For some reason, this conversation reminded me of Scott Lloyd's missionary number countdown clock discussed in an older thread, during which the best prediction ever made on MD&D was documented:
I have a question wrote:The signature line referred to reads:
"I don't expect to see same-sex marriage in Utah within my lifetime." - Scott Lloyd, Oct 23 2013
Same-sex marriage has been legally recognized in Utah since December 20, 2013
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_marriage_in_Utah

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: General Conference rumors

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That look when you feel guilty for looking at pornography.

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