Will the Lord help his team today or is he going to be distracted by his women like he has been for the past few seasons?
It's a trap game today and the team needs the Lord to be focused
The Lord defeats Wisconsin
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Re: The Lord defeats Wisconsin
Can the Lord's team put the kibosh on FCS Conference McNeese State? Will Provo triumph over these gentiles from Louisiana? No matter the score, BYU will maintain its unbroken chain of moral victories!
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Could they use a running back who could run like the wind (on a bad leg) and evade tacklers while carrying 60-200 pounds? Bro. Joe would be THE MAN!! (If he could also evade the Honor Code office)
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Re: The Lord defeats Wisconsin
Their Coach is a Lamanite!
How can they win with a loathesome, lazy type at the helm? We can only hope White and Delightsome girls don't find him enticing.
Maybe this is a lamanite blossoming as the Rose? The Day of the Lamanite is Saturday in Football Stadiums?
How can they win with a loathesome, lazy type at the helm? We can only hope White and Delightsome girls don't find him enticing.
Maybe this is a lamanite blossoming as the Rose? The Day of the Lamanite is Saturday in Football Stadiums?
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