"...my Mormon bishop asked me about my panties"

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_Philo Sofee
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Re: "...my Mormon bishop asked me about my panties"

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You Mormons submit to panty loving men on very young girls.... Does that at all help you see the silliness of your post Peacemaker?
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Re: "...my Mormon bishop asked me about my panties"

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Philo Sofee wrote:You Mormons submit to panty loving men on very young girls.... Does that at all help you see the silliness of your post Peacemaker?


It's simply amazing how Mormons are so hung up on underwear. The garments are just about the wackiest thing any religion ever invented. Ugly Jesus jammies with Masonic markings! Good God. Magical protection against Satan lest one do something inappropriate with their own junk between the legs. The church doesn't want you to touch your own junk and mandates that it only be touched during intercourse with your legally and lawful wife. Good God. Mormonism is the stupidest religion on earth. How did we ever fall for that load of crap?

Well, to make a long story short -- I've made up for lost time. Just call me Woody Woodpecker who has made it a habit to pleasure myself as often as possible. Yep. Making up for lost time.

Oh well. Just saying.

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Re: "...my Mormon bishop asked me about my panties"

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Good thing my Bishops never asked me about my underwear:

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Re: "...my Mormon bishop asked me about my panties"

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Mormon color coded underwear: yellow in the front and brown in the back. No pictures, thanks.
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Re: "...my Mormon bishop asked me about my panties"

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Hey Babe, come here often?

What's your underwear?
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