Greatest Rivalries in Mormonism?

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Brigham Young vs Emma Smith
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Emma Smith vs. Emma Smith (polygamy denials)
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HEY!!! You do realize that all these rivalries would make one very interesting book, yes?! Funny, astonishing, informative, shocking, zesty, etc.
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Masturbation:lying versus truth telling during Worthiness interviews!
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Penis vs Vagina
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Dr. Shades wrote:
moksha wrote:Runtu vs Mata Hari

??? I don't get it. Is "Mata Hari" someone's user name at the Mormon Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Dialogue & Discussion Board?

Runtu had been accused on the Mormon D&D board of being a spy for this board and Mata Hari was a famous spy.

It was a Spy vs Spy joke.
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That clever Runtu, ya gotta watch him man, he's a secret special kinda Holy Ghost spy ya know... :rolleyes:
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