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_Maksutov
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Lion House revelation

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Drove by the Lion House recently. Remarked to the wife,

"There's the home of the greatest traitor in Utah history. Biggest sex trafficker. Murderer. Thief. Liar. Fanatic. Defender of racism and slavery."

I forgot to add a delusional bully who helped found an enduring subculture of delusional bullies to this day. :wink:
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He is our Stalin. They even share rumors of being poisoned to death besides their murderous ways in life:

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2003/03/05/world/new-study-supports-idea-stalin-was-poisoned.html

https://www.exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1051678,1051678
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Would love to hear your wife's reply!!!
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Exiled wrote:He is our Stalin.


Hmm. Has anybody seen that film 'The Death of Stalin'? It's docufiction, certainly, but quite close to the facts in essentials. And the atmosphere is bang on.

I wonder whether one could produce a variation centring on BY's demise?
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Re: Lion House revelation

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candygal wrote:Would love to hear your wife's reply!!!


Something along the lines of "Duh." :lol:
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Maksutov wrote:
candygal wrote:Would love to hear your wife's reply!!!


Something along the lines of "Duh." :lol:
:smile: That is what I was hoping for....
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Exiled wrote:He is our Stalin. They even share rumors of being poisoned to death besides their murderous ways in life:

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2003/03/05/world/new-study-supports-idea-stalin-was-poisoned.html

https://www.exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1051678,1051678


Seems to be a lot of arsenic flowing at the command of Jesus. Emma tried to poison Joseph, the Danites wanted to poison the Missorians, somebody (cui bono) poisoned Joseph's little brother right before he could succeed, somebody poisoned Briggy right before he could assure the succession of his sons. It's like the freaking Hillbilly Borgias or something. :eek:
"God" is the original deus ex machina. --Maksutov
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Maksutov wrote:Drove by the Lion House recently. Remarked to the wife,

"There's the home of the greatest traitor in Utah history. Biggest sex trafficker. Murderer. Thief. Liar. Fanatic. Defender of racism and slavery."

I forgot to add a delusional bully who helped found an enduring subculture of delusional bullies to this day. :wink:


It's not all bad. If you would have taken the damn tour they would have given you a piece of horehound candy.
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