I predict J. Bishop will not be excommunicated until...

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_Shulem
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Re: I predict J. Bishop will not be excommunicated until...

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sunstoned wrote:
Dude, you are forgetting his trump card: second anointing.

He has it made in the shade.


Well, after he becomes a god and has populated planets, what will his daughters think when they find out he was feeling up sister missionary breasts and penetrating them with his limp pecker while on planet earth during his mortal probation? Word gets around and his children are going to hear all about the dirt.

Now, with that said, let's talk about all the nasty things Father Elohim did during his probation. I can easily imagine Elohim screwing lots of women (boys too) including other men's wives. But hey, he's a god now.

Whey to go Elohim!

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Re: I predict J. Bishop will not be excommunicated until...

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Analytics wrote:My hypothesis is that the reason he hasn't been excommunicated already is because he's had his second anointing.


Didn't see this until now but yeah, that's an interesting scenario.
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Re: I predict J. Bishop will not be excommunicated until...

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Gadianton wrote:
Analytics wrote:My hypothesis is that the reason he hasn't been excommunicated already is because he's had his second anointing.


Didn't see this until now but yeah, that's an interesting scenario.

The church has excommunicated people who have had their 2nd anointing, the most recent example being Hamalu, but also people like George Lee. And no, I don't know what the point of doing so is other than pandering to public opinion.
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