So God's prophet is 'ministering to the one'--a single mom in Kenya--in her home. He brings her a gift.
What do you think he brings her? Take a guess, then watch the video to find out if you're right.
https://youtu.be/k7gOJz0M_Qw?t=32s
Nelson's housewarming gift
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Perfect!
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They are so f____ cultish .... sure, no worship of the fearless leaders encouraged here.
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Gag
They didn't even bother to frame it...
They didn't even bother to frame it...
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"...What many people call sin is not sin." - Joseph Smith
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Re: Nelson's housewarming gift
Oh my...a picture worth a thousand words...none of them good.
Do you even think she might have needed a real life necessary thing...aw well..to be so blessed.
Do you even think she might have needed a real life necessary thing...aw well..to be so blessed.
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candygal wrote:Do you even think she might have needed a real life necessary thing...aw well..to be so blessed.
If she is in need, she must not be paying her tithing, but since she was picked out to film visit, she must be a righteous one, a full tithe payer and hence what else could she possibly stand in need of?
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Craig Paxton wrote:Gag
They didn't even bother to frame it...
Are you kidding!, the little Curse of Cainer can go to DI and buy one herself!
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Lol. “I am so pleased to travel all this way to pay you poor folks a visit. “i’m so magnanimous. I’m pleased they are filming this charitable visit.
“Well, yes thanks for having us. Here’s a picture of me and my buds. You might want to put it right over there so everyone can see it when they walk in.” id look pretty good right over there. I hope she puts me front and center
“Well, yes thanks for having us. Here’s a picture of me and my buds. You might want to put it right over there so everyone can see it when they walk in.” id look pretty good right over there. I hope she puts me front and center
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Good thing the Church has made a firm stand against the values of Hollywood. This giving of a signed photograph of themselves would otherwise seem a bit Hollywoodish.
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