Mormons try to proxy baptise even more Jews...

[_Dr Exiled]

There are only so many records so the church has to keep expanding what is allowed for submission.

The last person I went through for was simply Jose from Peru, born 1575, which I thought was made up.

The idea was always to get the members to repeat the loyalty oaths over and over. The names are only incidental to this.

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Why the Mormon prophet just doesn't do the proxy work in one star-spangled church newsroom extravaganza for all who have died and will die is beyond me. This would solve the "problem" generated by the Mormon myth where temples would supposedly have to be running day and night in the millennium to get the work done. It would also save the church from the embarrassment of doing the work for holocaust victims or hitler. Just shows how temple work is really about getting the members to repeat their loyalty oaths over and over again ..... maybe until they turn into church zombies?

And keep the tithes flowing because you cannot get a all day pass to the international house of handshakes without being a full tithe payer.



I like this theme! Caption:

The Baptizing Dead

[_I have a question]

There are only so many records so the church has to keep expanding what is allowed for submission.

The last person I went through for was simply Jose from Peru, born 1575, which I thought was made up.

The idea was always to get the members to repeat the loyalty oaths over and over. The names are only incidental to this.

I completely agree, see my signature line.

[_Maksutov]

The idea was always to get the members to repeat the loyalty oaths over and over. The names are only incidental to this.

And the dead don't ask questions, especially questions you can't answer.

[_Lemmie]

The idea was always to get the members to repeat the loyalty oaths over and over. The names are only incidental to this.

And the dead don't ask questions, especially questions you can't answer.

Questions such as, "I'm your cousin? Are you sure? What do you mean 9th cousin, twice removed? Removed from what? .....You want me to accept WHAT?!?"

And of course the quintessential "you DO know I'm JEWISH, right?"

[_Maksutov]

And the dead don't ask questions, especially questions you can't answer.

Questions such as, "I'm your cousin? Are you sure? What do you mean 9th cousin, twice removed? Removed from what? .....You want me to accept WHAT?!?"

And of course the quintessential "you DO know I'm JEWISH, right?"

Imagine that you're trying to sell a product that only dead people will buy. We need to turn SNL or Monty Python loose on it. Mr. Deity, are you reading this?

[_Kishkumen]

No wonder I avoid those people like the plague.