What are Uchtdorf?????s unique Apostolic qualifications?

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What are Uchtdorf’s unique Apostolic qualifications?

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Nelson suggested that Dieter was already very busy with assignments that he was uniquely qualified for. So what are those unique qualifications and what assignments do they apply to?
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Well he used to be a good heart surgeon, but that was 30 years ago before the church stole him and he hasn't practiced since.....
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Philo Sofee wrote:Well he used to be a good heart surgeon, but that was 30 years ago before the church stole him and he hasn't practiced since.....

Isn't that Nelson, not Uchtdorf?
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malkie wrote:
Philo Sofee wrote:Well he used to be a good heart surgeon, but that was 30 years ago before the church stole him and he hasn't practiced since.....

Isn't that Nelson, not Uchtdorf?

Oh woops. It sure was. I was groggy when I posted.....curse, that's normal... :biggrin:
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Well, some people like compare the church to a terrorist organization, and Dieter does have experience dealing with that...
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He believes and testifies to the name of Jesus the illiterate peasant, failed apocalyptic magician prophet according to the best Jesus scholarship has to offer the world. Nothing else matters......well, that is if ya ask em.
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i mentioned flyboy can still pilot a plane so watchout COB!
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i mentioned flyboy can still pilot a plane so watchout COB!
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i mentioned flyboy can still pilot a plane so watchout COB!
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