I wonder if the Mormon corporation will start paying for the expenses involved in going on a Mission like they do for those who are Missionaries from poor Foreign countries.
I remember learning that my companions costs were being paid by Salt Lake and felt that IF he should be supported financially for serving, certainly I as a Missionary should have the same support.
Missionary Numbers Drop Over 5% From Last Year
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Re: Missionary Numbers Drop Over 5% From Last Year
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Re: Missionary Numbers Drop Over 5% From Last Year
canpakes wrote:Philo Sofee wrote:Brilliant Canpakes! That could actually work. Are you buckin for the next prophet position?
Sadly, there is no provision for a write-in candidate. : ) I hereby (and ironically) prophecy that I will not be the next prophet.
Wow!
Your prophecy came true.
You now likely have a better batting average than the official PSRs.
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Maksutov: "... if you give someone else the means to always push your buttons, you're lost."
Maksutov: "... if you give someone else the means to always push your buttons, you're lost."