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 Post subject: Re: Now, My Front Porch Has Become An Apocalrock
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:32 pm 
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Yesterday I began a three day fast. I will attempt to do as Jesus coached Joseph Smith and Oliver Cowdery, and Hyrum Smith; to come unto him when seeking knowledge or revelation. If there is something there for me it's all I can do.


Ask them what is the name of the king written in the writing of Facsimile No. 3. I'm sure the saints in Nauvoo would love to know the name if you can get Jesus to tell you.

Come on prophet, give us this one little revelation and then we will know that God really did call you to the work.

Otherwise, you're a Loon.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:36 pm 
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There is no way to account for the images just suddenly being there. It's cement. And it's no trick of the light.


It's called melting ice and snow forming blobs on cement. Or could it be you dripping something from only you would know what?

Man, you are a loon.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:49 pm 
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There is no way to account for the images just suddenly being there. It's cement. And it's no trick of the light.


It's called melting ice and snow forming blobs on cement. Or could it be you dripping something from only you would know what?

Man, you are a loon.

You will always imagine worse in the darkness than in the light. But when that's all you got, it's all you get.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 1:37 pm 
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You will always imagine worse in the darkness than in the light. But when that's all you got, it's all you get.


Joseph Smith was in the darkness and imagining all kinds of things when he wrote down the silly Explanations of Facsimile No. 3 making all kinds of wild claims based on what he saw.

You're just as silly as Joseph Smith. Just as wrong too.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:22 pm 
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Oh my god.

I wonder what God is trying to tell you?

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I know, right?

Monson was a slippery character?


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Cousin, let it go.



The all wet image is a stout profile of a guy with as big nose.



Yeah I know.

Look at the image of Olaf.

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Yeah I know.

Look at the image of Olaf.

You guys okay? I mean, really. :eek:

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Yeah I know.

Look at the image of Olaf.

You guys okay? I mean, really. :eek:


Got princesses???

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You guys okay? I mean, really. :eek:

Nightlion, can I call this part of your yard the Apocalwalk?


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You guys okay? I mean, really. :eek:

Nightlion, can I call this part of your yard the Apocalwalk?

Now that’s funny.

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I've noticed that the apocalrock prophet is just as bad as all the other prophets of Mormonism. No new prophecies. No new revelations. No new predictions about things that will surely come to pass which can be verified. Just more regurgitated nonsense that has already been said and that will never come to pass. More talk and nonsense about baptism and fire such was the lying nonsense from Joe Blow Smith.

Now we get these Christmas cookie images of Monson on Nightlion's drippy front porch. What a revelation! What a prophecy!

:lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 10:30 am 
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Turkey has Apocalcocks. Checkmate, Nightlion.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:45 pm 
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I'm thinking either Ceeboo or Guardians of the Galaxy.


Getting baptized according to Nightlion's gospel and ready for the fire and spirit next. Ready to hear prophet Nightlion preach and prophesy.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:34 pm 
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Turkey has Apocalcocks. Checkmate, Nightlion.

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I'm dead. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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And yet our local self proclaimed prophet has zero converts.

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And yet our local self proclaimed prophet has zero converts.


I'll bet he's losing faith in his one man cult. He's probably getting ready to throw in the towel. Jesus hasn't appeared to him. He gets no grand visions of the future other than melted ice or pee on the porch. He's unable to fulfill the required law of witnesses whereby it must be out of the mouth of multiple witnesses to validate a prophet but here we see it's only out of the mouth of false prophet Nightlion, thus he has no other witness to testify of his words or calling.

He's a false prophet, self deluded -- out of the mouth of a single witness, himself, his lonesome self.

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That's too bad, but for you maybe it's a compliment to fall to the laziness that Joseph Smith did.

The Book of Mormon was one thing, but then Joseph Smith did the math and realized that if he was a prophet, then he could just spout out the revelations rather than go through the hassle of retrieving ancient plates and deciphering them. Likewise, you're now realizing that Ockham's razor of prophecy says you don't need this gigantic mountain to go through these complex weather events to show an image that represents a message of some kind, especially when you're the only one who can decipher it, rather, you can get the same thing from any old puddle on the ground. But even that's a lot of extra hoops to jump through when God can just give you message straight.

what you don't realize as you're doing this is your throwing the apocylrock under a bus.

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And yet our local self proclaimed prophet has zero converts.


It appears to me too that God can't find a better way to get his message out either. That isn't all that impressive of an impression for God to leave the world. Just one single man raving about the looniest interpretations one can find anywhere on the internet, and God can't figure out how to solve the problem?
over 7,000,000,000 people to choose from and he only chooses one? And a rather poor choice at that..... I mean, what an insult to God Night Lion is, and he doesn't even see it! His claiming God chose him as the special one is a far more heinous insult to God than anything Shulem has ever said so far in his umpteen years now on the internet.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:10 am 
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over 7,000,000,000 people to choose from and he only chooses one? And a rather poor choice at that..... I mean, what an insult to God Night Lion is, and he doesn't even see it! His claiming God chose him as the special one is a far more heinous insult to God than anything Shulem has ever said so far in his umpteen years now on the internet.


I think you know that my hardcore and insulting expressions are simply in exercise in taking into consideration an understanding of perspectives that are generally avoided. I find it stimulating to challenge the very foundation of religion using crude and insulting examples. In a sense, I'm simply throwing it back in their face. The bible, for example, has many crude and insulting things that make me sick. So, I'll just throw it back and see how they like it. The bible likes to dish it out but it can't take it.

I like to think outside of the box.

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