Jesus Christ Action Figure
Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
Behold, it came to pass that Mary grew uneasy and troubled Joseph continuously. Therefore, Joseph, seeing he was no longer able to prevail, decided to hang it up.
Sorry, Christmas is cancelled!
Sorry, Christmas is cancelled!
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
Work out your salvation with fear & trembling
Fear me, I'm Jesus the king of the Jews. Bow your knee or suffer death!
you're going to hell
Fear me, I'm Jesus the king of the Jews. Bow your knee or suffer death!
you're going to hell
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
The Miracle Jesus Action Figure!
1. Glow-in-the-dark HANDS!
2. Feed 5,000 miniature people (Bread & Fish Included!)
3. Turn water into wine (Wine sold separately)
Fun for all ages
You can make the Bible come true!
1. Glow-in-the-dark HANDS!
2. Feed 5,000 miniature people (Bread & Fish Included!)
3. Turn water into wine (Wine sold separately)
Fun for all ages
You can make the Bible come true!
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THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
It's the latest and greatest Jesus Christ Action Figure:
Fun for the prophet. Fun for the Pope.
You can have fun too!
Ewweey, who cut the cheese?
Fun for the prophet. Fun for the Pope.
You can have fun too!
Ewweey, who cut the cheese?
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THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
The Jesus Christ Action Figure:
--- Jesus Christ Action Figure ---
1. Water into wine action!
2. The ability to walk on water!
3. Feed an entire village with just 2 slices of bread!
Thank you, Jesus
--- Jesus Christ Action Figure ---
1. Water into wine action!
2. The ability to walk on water!
3. Feed an entire village with just 2 slices of bread!
Thank you, Jesus
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
Drunken Jesus knows how to party!
"Jesus saith unto them, Fill the waterpots with water. And they filled them up to the brim. And he saith unto them, Draw out now, and bear unto the governor of the feast. And they bare it. When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine . . . . well drunk"
"Jesus saith unto them, Fill the waterpots with water. And they filled them up to the brim. And he saith unto them, Draw out now, and bear unto the governor of the feast. And they bare it. When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine . . . . well drunk"
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
Being a Trumpet (a.k.a. the Christian Right's hero president), I would want one with a PUSSY GRABBING GRIP for the ladies.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/11/ ... 46496.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions ... eb8e8adf98
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47066659
https://youtu.be/o21fXqguD7U (youtube video of trump's statement about grabbing)
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/11/ ... 46496.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions ... eb8e8adf98
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47066659
https://youtu.be/o21fXqguD7U (youtube video of trump's statement about grabbing)
Revelation 2:17 . . give him a white stone, and in the stone a new name written, which no man knoweth saving he that receiveth it. Thank Google GOD for her son eBay, you can now have life eternal with laser engraving. . oh, and a seer stone and save 10% of your life's earning as a bonus. See you in Mormon man god Heaven Bitches!!. Bring on the Virgins
Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
Holy, holy, holy . . . . hail king of the joints!
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THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
Touchdown, Jesus! It's a miracle!
No bull, Jesus even works for food!
Go Jesus!
No bull, Jesus even works for food!
Go Jesus!
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
If you love me, kiss my feet.
Prove your love and smooch my feet
Prove your love and smooch my feet
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE