Jesus Christ Action Figure

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_Shulem
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Jesus Christ Action Figure

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You're not the king of the Jews! Take that! *cross not included

I'm gonna live forever!


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_DoubtingThomas
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

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Haha! That is funnier than the Godmakers cartoon
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_Shulem
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

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Bow before GI Jesus or suffer his wrath!

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*sacrament cups and loaf of bread not included
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_Shulem
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

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Folks, Christmas is around the corner and it's time to think about that special gift you want to get for your loved one who may have drifted away from the true spirit of Christ. Notice the holly on top of the cross. Have a holly jolly Christmas!

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_Shulem
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

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But wait! Halloween is almost here. Have a safe and blessed Halloween.

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_Jonah
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

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With the NBA season just around the corner, I have to say that Basketball Jesus is my favorite action figure -

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Porn watching Jesus isn't bad either -

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Red flags look normal when you're wearing rose colored glasses.
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_Dr Exiled
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

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Shulem wrote:Bow before GI Jesus or suffer his wrath!

*sacrament cups and loaf of bread not included

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I always secretly believed in GI Jesus. He really knows how to kick some ass when necessary. Glad to see others know the truth finally. Although porn watching Jesus has some promise. :lol: :lol:
"Religion is about providing human community in the guise of solving problems that don’t exist or failing to solve problems that do and seeking to reconcile these contradictions and conceal the failures in bogus explanations otherwise known as theology." - Kishkumen 
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_Shulem
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

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Introducing the amazing ninja-messiah that throws nails and shoots his enemies with a pump action shotgun!

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Don't mess with the king of the Jews
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_Shulem
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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_Shulem
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

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I'll be your Buddy if you adore me and do anything I say.

1. Kiss my feet
2. Confess my name
3. Join my church

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otherwise, go to hell
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