Make Way for Dodos!

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_consiglieri
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Re: Make Way for Dodos!

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Craig Paxton wrote:Thank you for the entertainment...and also for holding these men accountable for what they are selling

Thank you so much, Craig!

I admit I was winging this one a bit. I typically take all sorts of time and amass notes and organize and everything.

This one was time-driven in order to get it out while the issue was still fresh.

I had read the articles and blogs before, but for some reason, while I was actually recording them, all these ideas kept jumping into my mind that I hadn't seen before, and I just sort of did a stream of consciousness thing.

It was a lot of fun!

Glad you enjoyed it!
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Listening to it again, 50 minutes in.

I honestly think Holland was making stuff up. The mission president in Houston just ate the faith promoting story up like a typical Mormon fool. I'm sure the missionaries did too.

Where was the Holy Ghost while all this BS was falling off the lips of elder Dodo? The Mormon Holy Ghost is a freaking joke!

:lol:
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Shulem wrote:Listening to it again, 50 minutes in.

I honestly think Holland was making stuff up. The mission president in Houston just ate the faith promoting story up like a typical Mormon fool. I'm sure the missionaries did too.

Where was the Holy Ghost while all this BS was falling off the lips of elder Dodo? The Mormon Holy Ghost is a freaking joke!

:lol:


Hey...... go easy on him, a ghost can only do so much. I mean if he was on assignment in the MG31 Galaxy, he wouldn't have been able to work much here in the Milky Way.
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Re: Make Way for Dodos!

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Philo Sofee wrote:Hey...... go easy on him, a ghost can only do so much. I mean if he was on assignment in the MG31 Galaxy, he wouldn't have been able to work much here in the Milky Way.


Behold, I am the Holy Ghost and will cause your heart to burn!

Someday, I'll have a body and touch my own privates.


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Let the Holy Ghost touch YOU! It will feel good. Yesssss.

:lol:
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I hope the Church does not issue a command for members to cease recounting the stories told by General Authorities because of Consiglieri's research.

Incidentally, that was impressive research. It got a bit like Hoover's summation speech to the Faber College Disciplinary Council towards the end, but I think all readers of the Deseret News could well put down their paper and march out of the house coughing, "b*** J**".
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Re: Make Way for Dodos!

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Shulem wrote:Listening to it again, 50 minutes in.

I honestly think Holland was making stuff up. The mission president in Houston just ate the faith promoting story up like a typical Mormon fool. I'm sure the missionaries did too.

Where was the Holy Ghost while all this BS was falling off the lips of elder Dodo? The Mormon Holy Ghost is a freaking joke!

:lol:

I can't say where the Mormon Holy Ghost was, but the Dodo is hard-hearted and refuses My promptings to be kind, gentle and generous with others and to only tell it like it is.
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Re: Make Way for Dodos!

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Shulem wrote:
Philo Sofee wrote:Hey...... go easy on him, a ghost can only do so much. I mean if he was on assignment in the MG31 Galaxy, he wouldn't have been able to work much here in the Milky Way.


Behold, I am the Holy Ghost and will cause your heart to burn!

Someday, I'll have a body and touch my own privates.


Image

Let the Holy Ghost touch YOU! It will feel good. Yesssss.

:lol:

Definitely.
"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." Isaac Asimov
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