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 Post subject: Re: Commentary about ''Mormon Discussions and Covenants''
PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 7:32 pm 
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I humbly petition you dear Mormon Jesus. We need further light and knowledge on this matter.

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 Post subject: Re: Commentary about ''Mormon Discussions and Covenants''
PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:18 pm 
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Mormon Jesus hasn't been around in ages.

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 Post subject: Re: Commentary about ''Mormon Discussions and Covenants''
PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 3:01 pm 
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North Korea nuclear missiles, Trump in the White House, Net Neutrality revoked, Dan Peterson cut-n-paste, MG trolls sacking villages at will...where is Mormon Jesus when you need him?

Finding lost car keys for spoiled Utah girls? Watching bowl game on Kolob? Downloading videos from his favorite porn site?

I don't know. Maybe Mormon Jesus is dead. But we sure could use further light and knowledge on this New year's eve.

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 Post subject: Re: Commentary about ''Mormon Discussions and Covenants''
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The Mormon Jesus needs some help from his higher ups. I hope he gets help of some sort anything is better than what we're getting.

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 Post subject: Re: Commentary about ''Mormon Discussions and Covenants''
PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:42 pm 
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Why not try Kittens and Jesus, kinda like a mall Santa. We all know I'm not the real deal (despite the kittens), just sit on my lap and ask away!

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