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 Post subject: Commentary about ''Mormon Discussions and Covenants''
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:47 pm 
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2. For mine eyes are upon you, and your works are known to me. Behold, I am the first and the last, Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, Twilight and Breaking Dawn...

Okay, that part alone made me laugh out loud. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:54 pm 
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I predict Mormon Jesus is actually Warren Jeffs. The style is very similar.


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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:56 pm 
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When your bowels are moved Mormon Jesus, get back to me.

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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:58 pm 
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12. Behold, my servant Ldsfaqs: I am well pleased with thy works; my hand smiles upon you. Yea, straight is the jacket, and rubber is the room, into which thou shalt enter and find thy reward,

ROFLMAO :lol:

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27. And unto Mfbukowski, behold, it is wisdom in me that thou shalt pop in from time to time, and thereaways promptly pop right back out again; therefore, trifle not with philosophical things; thy thoughts are known unto me, but unto absolutely no one else.


:lol: :lol:

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When your bowels are moved upon the whole earthMormon Jesus, get back to me.

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I see the order and harmony to be the very image of God which smiles upon us each morning as we awake.

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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:05 pm 
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:lol:

Funny... especially the Darth comment!

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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:08 pm 
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15. To mine handmaiden Just Me: let thy mouth be shut, and presume not to think for thyself, for thou art female, and hast no need of troubling thyself unto figuring things out for thyself;


Be it unto me according to thy word. However, wouldn't it be more enjoyable with mine mouth open, Lord?

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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:09 pm 
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harmony wrote:
:lol:

Funny... especially the Darth comment!

The whole thing is very Darthian.

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I see the order and harmony to be the very image of God which smiles upon us each morning as we awake.

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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:10 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:22 pm 
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Verily, these are mine own words, and shall never be changed nor edited. Even so. Amen.

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Last edited by Mormon Jesus on Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:07 pm, edited 10 times in total.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Effin brilliant.


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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:26 pm 
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Runtu, is that you?

Brilliant!

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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:31 pm 
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Sshhhh! Mormon Jesus is still in the temple. Be quiet and receive more of His word.

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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:33 pm 
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I really never thought I'd say this. It's kind of burning my lips and tongue as I form the words.

"I love you, Mormon Jesus."


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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:34 pm 
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I really never thought I'd say this. It's kind of burning my lips and tongue as I form the words.

"I love you, Mormon Jesus."


HAHA! I was thinking the same thing!

I want to worship him. :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:35 pm 
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26. Yea, this is irony, which I shall liken unto rain on thy wedding day, or a free ride when thou hast already paid, or the good advice that thou just did not take.


Perfect.


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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:54 pm 
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Love it all.

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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:35 pm 
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Damn the Mormon Jesus. Where is my revelation? Have you nothing to say to me? Don't you love me too? I served you all those years and what do I have to show for it? Screw it and screw you!

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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:41 pm 
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Pure doctrine from Mormon Jesus although Mormon Jesus is itself an oxymoron


it matters not, the pure doctrine doth make us all smile except for bcspace who was left out and undoubtedly crying himself to sleep because Jesus failed to mention him-perhaps it will happen in a later continuing revelation!

i recommend mj to speak in the next general conference.


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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:44 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:46 pm 
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15. To mine handmaiden Just Me: let thy mouth be shut, and presume not to think for thyself, for thou art female, and hast no need of troubling thyself unto figuring things out for thyself;


Be it unto me according to thy word. However, wouldn't it be more enjoyable with mine mouth open, Lord?

It depends on how close it is in proximity to the Lord's staff. :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:48 pm 
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14. For where thy credit card is, there shalt thy heart be also.


LOVE this!!!! :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:59 pm 
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